Make a fake and stupid weapon!

[Abel Military Services]

RULES: 

The weapon must be useable. 

The weapon must be stupid. 

HAVE FUN! 

GLORY TO THE KRAKEN! 

EXAMPLES: 

(name of it)

(description)

Me first

Stellaris Kamikaze

For Kerbals brave enough to drive a 90 billion ton nuke into the heart of the enemy fleet. 

Edited December 14, 2022 by Abel Military Services

[Abel Military Services]

Frontier evilness 

A shotgun that gives you a crit every time when you kill your teammate. 

Edited December 14, 2022 by Abel Military Services

[kerbiloid]

Silicon weapon made out of microchips.

Wait... Oh, ...

Spoiler

Chipped microliths used as blades.

 

Edited December 14, 2022 by kerbiloid

[Abel Military Services]

Shrodinger's missile 

Don't get scared by the name. It's just a normal missile with a random warhead. It could be a nuke, a conventional bomb, or some weapons for the enemy. 

Edited December 14, 2022 by Abel Military Services

[Abel Military Services]

Existence Melter® - Melts everything! 

Spoiler

Includes itself. 

 

[Little 908]

Kraken gun

The name says it all

All you have to do is point it at a enemy ship (or your own) And press trigger! 
There ship should now be having a kraken attack

 

Keep out of reach of 0+

Batterys and item not included.

Use of this weapon will result in life in prison.

[Deddly]

18 hours ago, Little 908 said:

Kraken gun

[Just Jim]

I'm inspired.
How about an advanced donut launcher?
Overwhelm your enemy with yummy donuts!
They'll be so distracted you can easily defeat them.

[Kerbalsaurus]

The fire tank!

You send a tank on fire at the enemy! Unfortunately, you have to be inside of it.

[Abel Military Services]

MechBob Autopilot system: Lets your drones pilot themselves! 

Spoiler

Notice: the AI core is unstable. Might cause catastrophic problems.