kerbiloid Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 "Who are all these people?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 "It's a dry heat." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAl1en1 Posted August 5 Share Posted August 5 "DAMMIT JERRY, YOU FORGOT THE FOOD!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 6 Share Posted August 6 "So... No dinos even here. They killed them all, on the both planets." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zozaf Kerman Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 “Let’s go back, I’m bored” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 "We are the Ancients" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 7 Share Posted August 7 "Hey, you! Do you want five dollars for guarding the rover?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 "It looks the same every year." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 "No tree. No bush. Where is at least a wall? I can't wait." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedAl1en1 Posted August 8 Share Posted August 8 "where is the red weed?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 9 Share Posted August 9 Time to open a Red Rock Deli. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 "Hurry, F5! F5!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 "... sadly, he confused F5 and F9." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 10 Share Posted August 10 "Bring out the Goats." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 "Mmmm... It's salty. No plowland here, only pastures." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 "Where is @kerbiloid when I need them?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 "All of us are here. But whose voice are we hearing in vacuum?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 11 Share Posted August 11 "Thank Grod it's Friday" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 13 Share Posted August 13 "Hmm... Martian mole crickets! Somebody has planted potatoes right here." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 "Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking. I have no idea how we landed on Mars, but consider this an opportunity to earn some extra miles!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 (edited) "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have just started our atmospheric reentry and we expect to land at the Olympus Spaceport in about 45 minutes. The weather in Olympus is clear with a temperature of -45 degrees Celsius on this beautiful martian summer. We’ve just been informed that a non-routine inspection will be carried out in our spacecraft by local authorities. We kindly ask you to keep seated with your passports and boarding cards at hand. Please comply and be polite, Martians are short in stature and temper - and somewhat trigger happy with their deatomizer guns" Spoiler Edited August 14 by Lisias Yeah, tyops... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 "Let me back in!!!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 14 Share Posted August 14 "Who is that damned Quaid? Why do I remember this name?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 "You know how much I hate this !@#$%^&* planet!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 15 Share Posted August 15 "I can't get out right now. I need two months to get used to the gravity." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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