18Watt Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 Hello? I want two large pepperoni, sausage, and jalapeño pizzas. Yup, this'll be for delivery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 "Guys we left the snacks in the Orbiter!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 8, 2023 Share Posted December 8, 2023 "I have sabotaged the mission, leaving only myself to walk on Mars. I have done this because they all insisted on the first words being 'one small step' and I felt that was unoriginal, so I took the logical choice and blew off the hatch before they could get their spacesuits on. I'm sure I underwent no psychological damage from the six-month journey in a tiny tin can!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boriz Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 "Ghghthtaaaaag!" (Forgot to seal helmet). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotel26 Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 "I want to go home, now" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 "What a nice view" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 11, 2023 Share Posted December 11, 2023 "Was Mars supposed to be red or blue? I forget. Oh well, it's probably blue, cause that's what I'm seeing right now." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 "Uhh... where's the ladder?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 "Hey, guys! Check out the telescope view of Earth! Aren't there so many neat clouds? They all look like mushrooms!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 "Hmm. We've misplaced our original camera, it seems. Surely this SpaceX Drone-Barge camera will suffice." Spoiler Later- "I'm stepping off the ladder now..." *steps off onto the surface* "And wi-" ELYSIUM-4 - UNSTABLE VIDEO CONNECTION - PLEASE STAND BY "-ar." "Well, how was that for a quote?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 2 minutes ago, TwoCalories said: Surely this SpaceX Drone-Barge camera will suffice. Exactly! Trying to follow along (and be truly amazed by) Falcon landings in the early days was hard because of this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 "Wait... Where is Apple-compatible outlet on the hatch?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 "Finally, peace and quiet." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 (edited) "Yes, my honey, I remember to buy two milks, eggs, and a kilogram of potatoes on return." Edited December 14, 2023 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 "Testing, testing, is this on?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 "Dibs on the top bunk once we get to the Hab!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 16, 2023 Share Posted December 16, 2023 "What do you mean, 'only potatoes?'" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 "Can I go home now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
18Watt Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 Thank you for flying with Jeb's Lunar Transport Spaceways! I'd like to welcome everyone to the surface of the Moon! Uh oh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 She packed my bags last night, pre-flight Zero hour, 9:00 a.m. And I'm gonna be high as a kite by then I miss the Earth so much, I miss my wife It's lonely out in Space On such a timeless flight And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no I'm a rocket man Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no I'm a rocket man Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact, it's cold as hell And there's no one there to raise them if you did And all this science, I don't understand It's just my job, five days a week A rocket man, a rocket man And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no I'm a rocket man Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone And I think it's gonna be a long, long time 'Til touchdown brings me 'round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh, no, no, no I'm a rocket man Rocket man, burning out his fuse up here alone And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time And I think it's gonna be a long, long time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 The decompression plays strange things with mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted December 18, 2023 Share Posted December 18, 2023 "Where did the heatshield tiles go?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 "Wait, why is there vapor coming from the gaping hole in the fuel tank?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 It's a God-awful small affair To the girl with the mousy hair But her mummy is yelling, "No" And her daddy has told her to go But her friend is nowhere to be seen Now she walks through her sunken dream To the seat with the clearest view And she's hooked to the silver screen But the film is a saddening bore For she's lived it ten times or more She could spit in the eyes of fools As they ask her to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man, look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? It's on America's tortured brow That Mickey Mouse has grown up a cow Now the workers have struck for fame 'Cause Lennon's on sale again See the mice in their million hordes From Ibiza to the Norfolk Broads Rule Britannia is out of bounds To my mother, my dog, and clowns But the film is a saddening bore 'Cause I wrote it ten times or more It's about to be writ again As I ask you to focus on Sailors fighting in the dance hall Oh man, look at those cavemen go It's the freakiest show Take a look at the lawman Beating up the wrong guy Oh man, wonder if he'll ever know He's in the best selling show Is there life on Mars? Spoiler Come to think of it, if the first astronaut to step on Mars sang "Life on Mars" as their first words, that would actually be pretty amazing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 "Ow-hey-umph-Moooooom Greg pushed meeeee-" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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