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If you were the first person on mars, what would you say?


KleptoKat

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"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. We have just started our atmospheric reentry and we expect to land at the Olympus Spaceport  in about 45 minutes. The weather in Olympus is clear with a temperature of -45 degrees Celsius on this beautiful martian summer.

We’ve just been informed that a non-routine inspection will be carried out in our spacecraft by local authorities. We kindly ask you to keep seated with your passports and boarding cards at hand. Please comply and be polite, Martians are short in stature and temper - and somewhat trigger happy with their deatomizer guns"
 

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Edited by Lisias
Yeah, tyops...
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