TwoCalories Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 (edited) This game was (obviously) inspired by the actual game, Rock-Paper-Anything. The rules are simple: instead of the standard Rock-Paper-Scissors, you can call out anything. Obviously, since RPS shoots are supposed to be simultaneous, which can't be simulated on the Forums, this will involve a lot of honor system. The first person will put their "shoot" in a spoiler tab, and the next person will too. Remember, no peeking! The third person (if you're judging one of your own posts, no unfair judging) will look at both of the above player's shoots and judge who wins. Then they call out their shoot in a spoiler and the game continues. If that was hard to visualize, here's an example in the spoiler: Spoiler Kerballer123: Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Chicken McNuggets! Astrodude13: Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Coronal Mass Ejection! SomeRandomGuy398: Coronal Mass Ejection irradiates the Chicken McNuggets. Astrodude13 wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! *** And so the game continues. Oh, and also, when you shoot, you have to first recite "Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!" per tradition. Let the games begin! *** Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Netherite Pickaxe! Edited October 1, 2023 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted September 16, 2023 Share Posted September 16, 2023 "Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!" Spoiler I'll just take the rock Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanX_LSR Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Netherite pickaxe mines rock! @TwoCalorieswins! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A 100 megawatt laser Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 8 hours ago, RevanX_LSR said: Netherite pickaxe mines rock! @TwoCalorieswins! Just a reminder, you have to put your "shoot" after you state the result of the previous shoots. For example, from the rules: 22 hours ago, TwoCalories said: SomeRandomGuy398: Coronal Mass Ejection irradiates the Chicken McNuggets. Astrodude13 wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! *** And so the game continues. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 "Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!" Spoiler A bowl of sentient petunias Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted September 17, 2023 Author Share Posted September 17, 2023 (edited) The 100-megawatt laser burns the petunias to the ground. Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it burned was 'Oh no, not again.'" @Maria Sirona wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler An SLS Block 1b. Edited September 17, 2023 by TwoCalories forgor something Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbalsaurus Posted September 17, 2023 Share Posted September 17, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler LGM-25C Titan II ICBM-W53 Thermonuclear Warhead Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RevanX_LSR Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 LGM-25C Titan II ICBM-W53 Thermonuclear Warhead manages to strike SLS Block 1b! Kerbalsaurus wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Kerbin. just that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The Heart of Gold ship with the infinite improbability drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 10 hours ago, RevanX_LSR said: Kerbin. just that. 2 hours ago, Deddly said: Spoiler The Heart of Gold ship with the infinite improbability drive It seems that I get the role of the arbiter now, and i arbit that... The Heart of Gold teleports Kerbin on a collision course with Jool. The planets impact, and Kerbin is no more. @Deddly wins! *** It's my turn now. Here we go: Spoiler A spruce impacting at 99,99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 percent the speed of light Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A generous portion of real fish & chips served in old newspaper with a sprinkling of salt and a good splash of malt vinegar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted September 18, 2023 Author Share Posted September 18, 2023 Well, I asked some of my peers at school to judge who won this round, and @Deddly's fish and chips unanimously won. So... yeah. Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler F/A-18E Super Hornet, equipped with three drop tanks (two on each wing, one on the belly), the shelved CFTs, and some AIMs and AMRAAMs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted September 18, 2023 Share Posted September 18, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 The slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick turns the Super Hornet pilot's brain to mush, and he shoots a missile at himself. @Deddly wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A mirror Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Jeb riding a SRB (the SRB is running, as per KSC instructions) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 (edited) Jeb sees his reflection in the mirror and, at the speed he is going, fails to realise that it is a reflection and thinks he is going to hit another SRB-riding kerbal in a head-on collision. He panics and signals to the KSC that they have to activate the flight termination system. @Maria Sirona and the mirror wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler An opened but full tin of surströmming Edited September 20, 2023 by Deddly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tajwo Posted September 20, 2023 Share Posted September 20, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Extra sharp butter knife Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Starship IFT-2 and IFT-3 IFT-4 OODFT-1 OODFT is orbital operations demo flight test Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 @kspbutitscursedI think you forgot to determine who won from the previous two posters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted September 21, 2023 Share Posted September 21, 2023 the butter knife cuts open the tin and therefore the butterknife wins Spoiler Starship IFT-2 and IFT-3 IFT-4 OODFT-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A capybara chilling in a hot spring with a mandarin orange balanced on its head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted September 22, 2023 Author Share Posted September 22, 2023 The Starship spins and explodes. Meanwhile, the capybara continues chilling. @Deddly wins again! Spoiler Argus SSTO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JoE_BoT Posted September 22, 2023 Share Posted September 22, 2023 Spoiler Yogurt flavored yogurt (served cold preferably within a nuclear bunker) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted September 23, 2023 Share Posted September 23, 2023 13 hours ago, TwoCalories said: Argus SSTO. 12 hours ago, JoE_BoT said: Spoiler Yogurt flavored yogurt (served cold preferably within a nuclear bunker) You throw the yogurt on the SSTO's windows. Now you can't fly it, as the windows are covered in yogurt. @JoE_BoT wins! Also, welcome on the forums Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you wamt to do! Spoiler A hypercube of solid Uranium-235, with a fourth dimension-equivalent-of-volume of one (1) tesseract meter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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