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Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do!

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PAIGE from KSP2. She is always present, watching you build your rocket, fly it, and then provides "helpful" information when it explodes.

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"'That was ugly?' wElL thAnKs, pAiGe! i coUldn'T sEe thAt mySeLf!"

 

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A thick, impenetrable darkness spreads across the land. [Spoilers snipped]

Everyone loses. Elon Musk invested in Tesla in 2004, so at least we have that. 

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Tesla Cybertruck 

 

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The vast quantity of low-quality Among Us memes collapses into itself, and before it can start nuclear fusion it becomes a black hole. The black hole then proceeds to eat the star. @Royalswissarmyknife wins!

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The artificial gravity experiment of Gemini 11.

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Since the Sea Dart never got past the prototype stage, @TwoCalorieswins with the finger gun!

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DOUBLE finger guns, begause cool people always dual wield. 

 

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Every plane that did make it past the prototype stage includes the fighter jets. They obliterate the double finger-gun wielding cool person with air-to-surface missiles because he didn't have enough plot armor. @Kimera Industries wins!

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A real gun.

 

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The real gun makes an infinitesimally small impact on the galaxy, and the galaxy absorbs the gun without even noticing. @dsplaistedwins!

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A cool guy wielding dual finger guns and infinite plot armour

 

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The cool guy with dual finger guns shoots the formation lights on the Super Hornet and has perfect aim because of his plot armor. @Deddly wins!

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Any plane that could beat the F/A-18 Super Hornet.

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The Original Five Kerbonauts head out to the runway to pilot the plane that can beat the F/A-18 Super Hornet... only to find an empty runway. :cool: It's a tie!

Okay, fine... the OG5 hop into [Better Fighter Jet], but don't have any enemy to shoot down. On the plus side, they have a neat plane now. It's still a tie!

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@TwoCalories, who keeps finding a way to include the F/A-18 Super Hornet in literally any forum thread he enters.

 

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