Deddly Posted January 8 Share Posted January 8 You'll never believe how @Kimera Industries beat a Super Hornet! See here! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Never gonna give you up Never gonna let you down Never gonna run around and desert you Never gonna make you cry Never gonna say goodbye Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 9 Author Share Posted January 9 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A potato. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 The potato is unaffected by the rickroll. @TwoCalories wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Two Calories' beloved plane, the F/A-18F Super Hornet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Someone with a lot of plot armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 9 Author Share Posted January 9 The F/A-18F fires several laser-guided bombs, but they all miraculously fail midair before hitting their target. @dsplaisted wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler An F/A-18E with a lot of plot armor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Something that can beat a F/A-18F Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted January 9 Share Posted January 9 The thing that can beat the F/A-18F somehow disappears with a note saying, "plot armor." Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Concorde Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 10 Author Share Posted January 10 (edited) Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The SR-71 Blackbird 6 hours ago, dsplaisted said: The thing that can beat the F/A-18F somehow disappears with a note saying, "plot armor." So, who won that round? Edited January 10 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 The Blackbird is cooler, faster, and more succesful in its task. @TwoCalories wins! Spoiler A sword the size of Burj Khalifa, made out of Nokia phones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Concorde crashes into the skyscraper, busting into flames and disintegrating into a billion pieces. The enormous, 829.8 metre-high tower of Nokia phones collapses, blanketing the UAE with 118.5 million (according to ChatGPT) Finnish relics. Amazingly, and in spite of the fact that none of these phones have an IP rating, they all survive! @Maria Sirona and Finland win! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A cool guy with infinite plot armour and dual finger guns, holding a Nokia 3310 while eating the world's best fish and chips with malt vinegar and flying an F-117 Nighthawk with a Jebediah Kerman plushie riding shotgun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Jool 17 hours ago, TwoCalories said: So, who won that round? Sorry, it was @TwoCalories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Despite the cool guy's infinite plot armor, Jool has to have even more to allow its system to be stable with n-body physics, so he is unceremoniously deleted at -250m. @dsplaisted wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The planet Uranus but it's renamed Caelus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A pair of scissors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Caelus is unaffected by the pair of scissors @Kimera Industries wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Anti-plot armor spray (If you were supposed to die, you will die) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 11 Author Share Posted January 11 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The variation of rock-paper-scissors, called rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Anti plot armor spray can't affect a game so @TwoCalories wins. Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A Saturn V. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 12 Author Share Posted January 12 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A speaker blasting "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" by Tears for Fears. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 The speaker gets vaporized by the 5 F-1 engines. Spoiler Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Starship IFT-1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 13 Author Share Posted January 13 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler An F-4 Phantom fighter jet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 Starship explodes bigger than the jet could, which is all that counts in this kerbal world. @Royalswissarmyknife wins! Spoiler Now I have "Everybody Wants to Rule the World" stuck in my head. That takes me back. Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The Hermes from the Martian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted January 13 Share Posted January 13 (edited) IFT-1 blows up without effecting the F-4 Phantom. @TwoCalories wins Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Everything ever posted on this forum game on the same team. @Kimera Industries ninja'd me. Edited January 13 by dsplaisted @kimera industries ninja'd me Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 The Hermes from the Martian is no match for everything ever posted in this forum game. @dsplaisted Wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler All of the Air forces F-22's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 14 Author Share Posted January 14 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler An F-14 Tomcat. Not nearly as cool as the F/A-18 Super Hornet, but still pretty neat, I guess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 The F-14 is piloted by Tom Cruise, and @TwoCalories miraculously wins. Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A honey badger Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted January 14 Share Posted January 14 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The power of friendship Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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