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Take-Two now has only a few people, A-10 Thunderbolt II wins this round.

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Frontier from the KSP Precursors mod.

 

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A Su-34 Fullback, possibly one of the ugliest fighter jets of all time. Yes. I will fight you.

 

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The Su-34 Fullback crashes into the ground on Frontier because it can't fly in the higher gravity and dense atmosphere of Frontier. @Iapetus7342 wins!

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Dres from KSP1, once again sad and neglected as its KSP2 rings, canyons, and mountains have been stripped from it.

 

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The cost-effective F-35 gets hit by FOD while attempting to take off and has to undergo maintenance to its stealth coating, and it gets to watch as Starship's flap survives a brutal reentry and continues to serve its purpose even as it tears apart (o7). @Aviator01 wins!

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An alternate timeline where corporations aren't greedy and KSP2 finished development.

 

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Unfortunately, the Duolingo owl kidnapped all of the non-greedy corporate executives and game developers before they could finish KSP 2 because they forgot to do their Spanish lessons. @Deddly wins!

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A Federal Aviation Administration Launch Accident Investigation.

 

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A CFA-44 Nosferatu, an X-02S Strike Wyvern, an ADFX-02 Morgan, two ADF-11F Ravens, and one P̸̨̢͙̠̲̤̗͓̮̜͍̣̗͔̟̼̫͗̔̈̏͂͑͌̾͑W̵͍͈̱̯̹̰̋̈́͘-̶̹͎̤͉̖̝͎͔̳̐̊͐̈́̿̇̈̋̀̔͊͌M̴̡̧̨̹̣͉͖̻̘͓͈̮̳͈̹͌̾́̆͗̔̂̀̍͑̌̊͜͠͝͝k̷̢͚͍̍͌̑͝1̷͉͖̙̖̹͕̪̦̺̫͋̾͋̈́͗͒͛̍̉̃̿͘̚͜.

 

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<<There are pilots like you in every generation.>> <<So, have you found a reason to fight yet?>> <<You, solely, are responsible for this.>> <<*MACHINE GIBBERISH*>> If you know, you know. Also we don't talk about Pasternak's "the line".
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The team of a CFA-44 Nosferatu, an X-02S Strike Wyvern, an ADFX-02 Morgan, two ADF-11F Ravens, and one P̸̨̢͙̠̲̤̗͓̮̜͍̣̗͔̟̼̫͗̔̈̏͂͑͌̾͑W̵͍͈̱̯̹̰̋̈́͘-̶̹͎̤͉̖̝͎͔̳̐̊͐̈́̿̇̈̋̀̔͊͌M̴̡̧̨̹̣͉͖̻̘͓͈̮̳͈̹͌̾́̆͗̔̂̀̍͑̌̊͜͠͝͝k̷̢͚͍̍͌̑͝1̷͉͖̙̖̹͕̪̦̺̫͋̾͋̈́͗͒͛̍̉̃̿͘̚͜. shoot the server holding the investigative forums, destroying them. Nice job, @TwoCalories.

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A level 100 Forza Horizon player, complete with their McLaren Senna.

 

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The speaker distracts the Forza Horizon player so much that they crash their car into the speaker. Both items are destroyed. A draw.

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A dual vector matrix

 

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The escape velocity of the dual vector matrix is greater than the speed of light, and no matter how many boosters Jeb adds, the boosters spaceship cannot exceed lightspeed, and falls towards the plane. It gets unfolded into two dimensions and the kerbals inside all die. @tryharder wins!

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Starkiller Base from The Force Awakens

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A Super Massive Black hole that is bigger than a Solar System.

 

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14 hours ago, Aviator01 said:

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A team of 20 Nanobots working together.

 

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The Abrams tries to shoot at the nanobots but keep missing due to them being so small. The 20 nanobots climb on the tank but they're too small to do anything to it. It's a draw!

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A stock KSP aircraft carrier. (Mk3 plane fuselages go brr)

 

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This a tough one. The carrier is on KSP which is offline and so not affected by the 502s. The 502s are not affected by the carrier. DRAW.

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A lovely field of cloned yellow flowers.

 

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The Falcon 9 touches down in the beautiful field, unfortunately scorching the flowers around it into dust. @Aviator01 wins!

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The "Really, Really, Really Tall Building" as an actual structure in the middle of a city.

 

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