TwoCalories Posted December 30, 2023 Author Share Posted December 30, 2023 (edited) Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler PAIGE from KSP2. She is always present, watching you build your rocket, fly it, and then provides "helpful" information when it explodes. Spoiler "'That was ugly?' wElL thAnKs, pAiGe! i coUldn'T sEe thAt mySeLf!" Edited December 30, 2023 by TwoCalories Newpageday the Thirteenth Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 1, 2024 Share Posted January 1, 2024 (edited) PAIGE annoys the heck out of the supernova somehow. @TwoCalories wins! (Anyone else reminded of Ocarina of Time? "HEY LINK, LISTEN!") Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The year 2024. Edited January 2, 2024 by Kimera Industries Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted January 1, 2024 Share Posted January 1, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler 2004, 2014 and 2024 all working together to defeat whatever the last post is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted January 1, 2024 Share Posted January 1, 2024 A thick, impenetrable darkness spreads across the land. [Spoilers snipped] Everyone loses. Elon Musk invested in Tesla in 2004, so at least we have that. Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Tesla Cybertruck Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted January 1, 2024 Share Posted January 1, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Eve Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 The Tesla Cybertruck is destroyed by Eve's... Eve-ness. Need I say more? @dsplaisted wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A dishwasher Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The scorched and desolated planet Earth after [spoilers snipped] in 2024. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maria Sirona Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 No electricity to run the dishwasher on a scorched and desolated Earth. @Deddly wins! Spoiler The Sun (it is a deadly laser) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler People who forget to put: Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 The sun burns the person who forgot Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! @Royalswissarmyknife wins. Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A star Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Royalswissarmyknife Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Every Among Us meme ever made. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 2, 2024 Share Posted January 2, 2024 The vast quantity of low-quality Among Us memes collapses into itself, and before it can start nuclear fusion it becomes a black hole. The black hole then proceeds to eat the star. @Royalswissarmyknife wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The artificial gravity experiment of Gemini 11. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted January 3, 2024 Share Posted January 3, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Jool Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 6, 2024 Author Share Posted January 6, 2024 The gravity from Jool is more than generated by the experiment! @dsplaisted wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The almighty finger gun that triumphs over rock, paper, and scissors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 6, 2024 Share Posted January 6, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The Convair F2Y Sea Dart: the world's only supersonic seaplane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted January 6, 2024 Share Posted January 6, 2024 Since the Sea Dart never got past the prototype stage, @TwoCalorieswins with the finger gun! Rock-paper-scissors shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler DOUBLE finger guns, begause cool people always dual wield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 6, 2024 Share Posted January 6, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Every plane that did make it past the prototype stage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 6, 2024 Author Share Posted January 6, 2024 Every plane that did make it past the prototype stage includes the fighter jets. They obliterate the double finger-gun wielding cool person with air-to-surface missiles because he didn't have enough plot armor. @Kimera Industries wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A real gun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted January 7, 2024 Share Posted January 7, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler a galaxy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deddly Posted January 7, 2024 Share Posted January 7, 2024 The real gun makes an infinitesimally small impact on the galaxy, and the galaxy absorbs the gun without even noticing. @dsplaistedwins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler A cool guy wielding dual finger guns and infinite plot armour Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 7, 2024 Author Share Posted January 7, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler The green formation lights on the F/A-18 Super Hornet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 7, 2024 Share Posted January 7, 2024 The cool guy with dual finger guns shoots the formation lights on the Super Hornet and has perfect aim because of his plot armor. @Deddly wins! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Any plane that could beat the F/A-18 Super Hornet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dsplaisted Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Jeb, Vall, Bill, Bob, and Tin C, Kerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted January 8, 2024 Author Share Posted January 8, 2024 (edited) The Original Five Kerbonauts head out to the runway to pilot the plane that can beat the F/A-18 Super Hornet... only to find an empty runway. It's a tie! Okay, fine... the OG5 hop into [Better Fighter Jet], but don't have any enemy to shoot down. On the plus side, they have a neat plane now. It's still a tie! Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler @TwoCalories, who keeps finding a way to include the F/A-18 Super Hornet in literally any forum thread he enters. Edited January 8, 2024 by TwoCalories Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kimera Industries Posted January 8, 2024 Share Posted January 8, 2024 Rock-paper-scissors-shoot, anything you want to do! Spoiler Clickbait so tempting it's impossible not to click on it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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