Add a new rule to the English language!

[Ryaja]

ADD THE RULES TO THE LIST IN THE SPOILER ON YOUR POST.

The rules are simple, you start by adding a rule to the new rule list and follow all other rules and the new ones I will add the first:

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Rule 1: adding back the letter eth(hard th sound) Ð ð

Make sure to include ðe character you added if you added one so people can copy it!

Edited November 16, 2023 by Ryaja

[Deddly]

Ðat is actually a great idea, and I'm all for it. 

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Rule 2: Delete the letter Q. The Kween can manage without it, and I ðink we will all be kwick to agree ðat ðis is much better.

 

[Ryaja]

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Rule 1: adding back the letter eth(hard th sound) Ð ð

Rule 2: Delete the letter Q. The Kween can manage without it, and I ðink we will all be kwick to agree ðat ðis is much better.

Rule 3: c now make ðe ch sound and never ðe k sound.

Side note, make sure to put all ðe rules in ðe same place so if ðe rules get really high we can use AI for simplicity and because reading hundreds of rules is hard(people seeing ðis in ðe future will thank me)

3 hours ago, Deddly said:

Ðat is actually a great idea, and I'm all for it. 

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Rule 2: Delete the letter Q. The Kween can manage without it, and I ðink we will all be kwick to agree ðat ðis is much better.

 

 

[Deddly]

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Rule 1: adding back the letter eth(hard th sound) Ð ð 

Rule 2: Delete the letter Q. The Kween can manage without it, and I ðink we will all be kwick to agree ðat ðis is much better.

Rule 3: c now make ðe ch sound and never ðe k sound.

Rule 4: C kan also never make the "s" sound. Ðat C letter was just stupid and has konfused people for senturies, but now we have fixed it. 

 

[adsii1970]

Oh, goodness, aren't Ðere enough rules about Ðe English language already? I before e, except after c, or when it says...

I think that English should adopt a German letter shortcut. Instead of writing "ss," any words having the "ss" must now use ß.

An example of Ðis would be: I have an aßortment of forks in my drawer. I need to attend an aßembly at school today.

[kerbiloid]

It's just stupid to konfuse oðers wið "u" instead of "ew" or "eu".

Tewne your speec to not stewpidly konfewse oðers.

Edited November 16, 2023 by kerbiloid

[Ryaja]

4 hours ago, adsii1970 said:

Oh, goodness, aren't Ðere enough rules about Ðe English language already? I before e, except after c, or when it says...

I think that English should adopt a German letter shortcut. Instead of writing "ss," any words having the "ss" must now use ß.

An example of Ðis would be: I have an aßortment of forks in my drawer. I need to attend an aßembly at school today.

 

2 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

It's just stupid to konfuse oðers wið "u" instead of "ew" or "eu".

Tewne your speec to not stewpidly konfewse oðers.

Don't forget to add ðem to ðe list!

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Rule 1: adding back the letter eth(hard th sound) Ð ð 

 

Rule 2: Delete the letter Q. The Kween can manage without it, and I ðink we will all be kwick to agree ðat ðis is much better.

 

Rule 3: c now make ðe ch sound and never ðe k sound.

 

Rule 4: C kan also never make the "s" sound. Ðat C letter was just stupid and has konfused people for senturies, but now we have fixed it.

 

Rule 5:  Instead of writing "ss," any words having the "ss" must now use ß.

 

Rule 6: It's just stupid to konfuse oðers wið "u" instead of "ew" or "eu".

 

Rule 7: ks makes ðe x sound, and x makes ðe sh sound

See, ðis is muc better now, zylophone is spelled much better, and cax looks Kool now.

Edited November 16, 2023 by Ryaja

[Kerbalsaurus]

Kwite ðhe serebral game, but ðhe eksperiment here seems kwite kool. Here's a new rule:

Kontraktions are non-eksistent. If you want to spell "here's", it must now be "here is". Ðis solves noðing, and makes everyðing worse.

[Ryaja]

1 hour ago, Kerbalsaurus said:

Kwite ðhe serebral game, but ðhe eksperiment here seems kwite kool. Here's a new rule:

Kontraktions are non-eksistent. If you want to spell "here's", it must now be "here is". Ðis solves noðing, and makes everyðing worse.

Add your rules to ðe list please.

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Rule 1: adding back the letter eth(hard th sound) Ð ð 

 

 

 

Rule 2: Delete the letter Q. The Kween can manage without it, and I ðink we will all be kwick to agree ðat ðis is much better.

 

 

 

Rule 3: c now make ðe ch sound and never ðe k sound.

 

 

 

Rule 4: C kan also never make the "s" sound. Ðat C letter was just stupid and has konfused people for senturies, but now we have fixed it.

 

 

 

Rule 5: Instead of writing "ss," any words having the "ss" must now use ß.

 

 

 

Rule 6: It's just stupid to konfuse oðers wið "u" instead of "ew" or "eu".

 

 

 

Rule 7: ks makes ðe x sound, and x makes ðe sh sound

 

Rule 8: Kontrakxons are non-eksistent. If you want to spell "here's", it must now be "here is". Ðis solves noðing, and makes everyðing worse.

 

Rule 9: J now always makes ðe soft j sound and g always make ðe hard g sound.

 

[Deddly]

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Rule 1: adding back the letter eth(hard th sound) Ð ð 

 

 

 

Rule 2: Delete the letter Q. The Kween can manage without it, and I ðink we will all be kwick to agree ðat ðis is much better.

 

 

 

Rule 3: c now make ðe ch sound and never ðe k sound.

 

 

 

Rule 4: C kan also never make the "s" sound. Ðat C letter was just stupid and has konfused people for senturies, but now we have fixed it.

 

 

 

Rule 5: Instead of writing "ss," any words having the "ss" must now use ß.

 

 

 

Rule 6: It's just stupid to konfuse oðers wið "u" instead of "ew" or "eu".

 

 

 

Rule 7: ks makes ðe x sound, and x makes ðe sh sound

 

Rule 8: Kontrakxons are non-eksistent. If you want to spell "here's", it must now be "here is". Ðis solves noðing, and makes everyðing worse.

 

Rule 9: J now always makes ðe soft j sound and g always make ðe hard g sound.

Rule 9a: GIF is pronownsed wið a hard "G" 

No canj ðere really. 

[Scarecrow71]

On 11/16/2023 at 2:12 PM, Deddly said:

Rule 1: adding back the letter eth(hard th sound) Ð ð 

Rule 2: Delete the letter Q. The Kween can manage without it, and I ðink we will all be kwick to agree ðat ðis is much better.

Rule 3: c now make ðe ch sound and never ðe k sound.

Rule 4: C kan also never make the "s" sound. Ðat C letter was just stupid and has konfused people for senturies, but now we have fixed it.

Rule 5: Instead of writing "ss," any words having the "ss" must now use ß.

Rule 6: It's just stupid to konfuse oðers wið "u" instead of "ew" or "eu".

Rule 7: ks makes ðe x sound, and x makes ðe sh sound

Rule 8: Kontrakxons are non-eksistent. If you want to spell "here's", it must now be "here is". Ðis solves noðing, and makes everyðing worse.

Rule 9: J now always makes ðe soft j sound and g always make ðe hard g sound.

Rule 9a: GIF is pronownsed wið a hard "G" 

Rule 10:  The letter "C", when found either by itself or repeating, is replaced by either an "S" or a "K" based upon its usage.

Examples:

• The soft "C" sound is replaced with the letter "S".  This occurs in words such as REPLACE, FACE, FARCE.
• The hard "C" sound is replaced with the letter "K".  This occurs in words such as CAT, CAR, CATACOMB.
• The hard "C" sound when found repeating is replaced with a repeating "K".  This occurs in words such as OCCUR, OCCULT, VACCUUM.
• The hard "C" sound when found with the letter "K" is replaced with the letter "K", making the letter "K" repeating.  This occurs in words such as LUCK, FLACK, and JACKET.

When the letter "C" is found with other letters to make new sounds, such as "CH", the "C" is left alone.

This post, written with all rules in effect:

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Rule 10:  Ðe letter "C", when found eiðer by itself or repeating, is replased by either an "S" or a "K" based upon its usage.

Examples:

• Ðe soft "C" sound is replased with ðe letter "S".  Ðis okkurs in words such as REPLASE, FASE, FARSE.
• Ðe hard "C" sound is replased with ðe letter "K".  Ðis okkurs in words such as KAT, KAR, KATAKOMB.
• Ðe hard "C" sound when found repeating is replased with a repeating "K".  Ðis okkurs in words such as OKKUR, OKKULT, VAKKUUM.
• Ðe hard "C" sound when found with the letter "K" is replased with ðe letter "K", making ðe letter "K" repeating.  Ðis okkurs in words such as LUKK, FLAKK, and JAKKET.

When ðe letter "C" is found wið other letters to make new sounds, such as "CH", ðe "C" is left alone.