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Here's an idea for a game I've had. The posts will construct a sentence, one word at a time!

Rules:

  1. Each post adds one word to the current sentence. The previous order of the words cannot be changed. If this is broken, refer to Rule 7.
  2. The sentence may end up being grammatically incorrect. If this happens, refer to Rule 7.
  3. Punctuation does not matter. You may add it if you wish, but if you feel concern, please refer to Rule 7.
  4. Names count as a word. The next person can choose to expand the name, or not. If a name you wanted to happen didn't, refer to Rule 7.
  5. Keep it appropriate and follow the forum rules, please. In case of stress or concern, refer to Rule 7.
  6. You do not control the sentence. You may have a vision in mind for the sentence, it will not happen. If that upsets you, refer to Rule 7.
  7. "DON'T PANIC." -Douglas Adams

Example:

User1234: Jebediah

IKerbalthereforeIam: Jebediah built

Theexplosionscientist: Jebediah built a

Spaceshuttle: Jebediah built a rocket. Snacks

The last user ended the current sentence by adding a period. They also pick the next starting word.

The first starting word is:

Explosions

Compendium of Completed Sentences:

Spoiler

Explosions are usually meek but I think they can be big, quiet, fluffy muffins.

Geologists explore astronomy by core-sampling fruit and tuna sandwiches. 

Astrophysicist's debts transfer through geologists' accounts and chemists' sandwiches.

Cartoons from Chilliwack may approve of swordfish sandwiches that find little peace.

Dungeons are fun with friends and spells, but critically acclaimed novels describe fire-breathing tigers.

Aquariums inflate chondrichthyes enormously because osteichthyes are too rigid.

Shallots make tasty pizza when added to bechamel and gremolata, but béarnaise couldn't fit mascarpone mushrooms.

Ducks love béarnaise on gougeres.

Jool is deadly to unwary players.

Dinosaurs can hunt during prime time conditions like sunshine.

Clowns' tacos are circus rarities, with burgers, fries and mushrooms.

Steak is explosive when dipped in gun-powder.

Oceanographers sing whale arias.

Cinematographers filibuster awards ceremonies.

Hubble discovered nebulae through imaging their beauteous polaroids.

Cavemen eat rustic cabins that others douse tremendously with Ranch (dressing). Miscommunication resulted in two potential endings.

Tron knew Crom was digitally dead.

Kevin fed data byte by byte into modules that archive forum posts.

Snow falls silently, covering the town cemetery pristinely.

Shamrocks sold shabby shakes, so green soldiers shabbily served shoddy sundaes that stuck onions surreptitiously inside salty snacks.

Sarcosuchus eat Deinonychus on sandy wiches that are herbivorous, meanwhile Banthas eat crackers made entirely by alioramus’s bakers paid in meat.

Rain, dark, brooding, ominous, sinister, fell darkly, sheetingly, coldly, soaking kittens, ostriches, puppies, llamas, causing parakeets to complain viciously about cardinals, vicars, condors, bishops, meanwhile eagles soar.

Bannisters are safety rails.

Busey, Gary, alias "the Face" was busy selling beauty aids to insecure politicians afraid people, smarter than them, would outshine popular failures they are.

Romans remain prideful Pumas that celebrate punctual functionaries, although delinquent Greeks frequently farther from civilization, don't, despite rationality failed rules prescribing behaviors, Super Earth Martian diplomats preside over.

Thunderous, obnoxious clouds, enveloped insidious towers, casting spurious shadows evilly over mercenary warrior kittens.

Pilots never crash, except upon couches because couches are comfy lounges.

Rovers rove.

Plumbers plumb.

Rations rarely serve as functionaries, hot, malodorous funky flunkies gentrifying the gerbil population slowly.

Nottingham Shire in England, home to Robin bird's Hood collection, disappointed with how the story turned vicious.

Friar Mead, singing hymns, drunk verses jangling discordantly, Jewels whilst pretty, confused Mead disturbingly, so Maid Marian removed Prince John's hand falsely.

King Richard the Lionheart died.

King Richard the Lionheart reigned in twelfth degree boogies, jazz, polkas, and ballets.

Pizza oven made pepperoni sentient mutations with mushroom brains and peanuts, caramelized onions and garlic salmon, and Pacific geoduck pie.

Marvelous clams compliment sentient squid, sponges congregate eating pickles swiftly.

David the Gnome ate Aequeosalinocalcalinoceraceoaluminosocupreovitriolic paste, and vomited lopado­temacho­selacho­galeokranio­leipsano­drim­hypotrimmato­silphio­karabo­melitokatakechy­meno­kichl­epikossypho­phatto­peristeralektryon­opte­kephallio­kigklopeleio­lagoio­siraio­baphetragano­pterygon into pneumono­ultra­micro­scopic­silico­volcano­coniosis. 

Æðelric sang storī̆se ballads phonetically, but Helen criede mournfully.

C₂₅H₄₆MgN₆O₁₆P₃S used few things.

Maniacs fly into Barns with planes that pitch, roll, blend, melt, puree, fricassee, slice, and dice efficiently.

Hobbes slowly stalked Buffy the Vampire Slayer, confident that Calvin was playing ready Calvinball happily. 

Rosalyn and Calvin chased Moe Mr. Bun.

Cows eat veritable grass poignantly, but somewhere Sheep sell pasture parties, primarily raucous in dancing jigs sloppily sloshing rudimentary rum cakes.

Bubbles burp, gurgle, splatter and spill, while flowers bloom, birds, bees, lions, trees, tigers and bears grow.

Underwater, undersea, I, you, and eternal darkness, abyssal is abysmal, meanwhile germane leaked, dripped from hidden industrial goldfish.

Crawfish are crustaceans, dude, dudette, ScoobyDoo, ScrappyDoo, oh no those meddling, interfering squids.

Volcanos, calderas, ayyy, yo, and puppies.

Saltines, bathyspheres, submarines, are connected, conjoined, and distinct but separated from reality tonight.

Players eat rhetorical speeches vivaciously and sardonically, while ibexes pull towards flamingos.

Communication arrays enable proper communication to distant aliens.

Potato aliens communication arrays are enabling a fair, friendly, caring, gentle conversation, and respectable discourse divested from raucous, rowdy, and bawdy pirates, who plunder specifically nothing.

Serenity rarely comes often to gentle people.

Simiiformes, our evolutionary ancestors lived eons upon eons ago.

 

No longer up to date. Let me know if I missed any sentences.

Edited by Kimera Industries
Updated Compendium of Sentences. Updated rules.
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