WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 at nasa we don't wink we just all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kosmonaut Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 Well that didn't turn out well Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 1, 2017 Share Posted February 1, 2017 (edited) 1,000's of pieces of large space debris about to hit the earth. We gonna try to terminate the largest ones in the tracking station. Edited February 1, 2017 by munlander1 NASA is not on kerbin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 "And now we gonna tell the truth about the Moon" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 "Yes, we can confirm that the crew has been stranded on Mars. Scott Manley is being brought in as a consultant." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 The lem ran out of fuel shortly after takeoff and then crashed into the surface of the moon. Fatally killing the astronauts. ^actually happened to me in ksp once. Minus the dead astronaut part. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 2, 2017 Share Posted February 2, 2017 (edited) 1 hour ago, munlander1 said: Fatally killing As opposed to non-fatal killings? "A spent stage fell on the VAB and knocked it down." "Acting administrator Lightfoot called another emergency press conference today-- the third this week." (Props if you get the reference.) "The Space Shuttle was cancelled because we couldn't afford to keep throwing paper maché spaceships at the sky. We have found no weakness." Edited February 2, 2017 by 0111narwhalz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 "We choose to go to the Moon...we choose to go to the Moon, not because it is easy, but because it would be awesome." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 "we did land on the moon, and they came back to the CM safely, but on our way out...that's where the problems started, our periapsis collided with the moon, killing our astronauts" this happened after I docked for the first time, I was sad, but then I saw the explosions, everyone loves explosions! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 "Now we are going to build tunnels." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 yesterday we've recorded a volcano on the moon, with tons of lava in fusion and we're starting mapping the moon tectonic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 We absolutely did NOT find anything half-buried near the Mun's south pole... nothing unusual at all... No further comments... this press conference is now over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 3, 2017 Share Posted February 3, 2017 We can't find our probe. Radar observations state a large object approached the probe them it disappeared. Totally not aliens. Yah, the nuclear explosion on Mars was our fault... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 (edited) we are now able to make compass insensitive to magnetic flow keeping them away from the moves in the fields Edited February 4, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted February 4, 2017 Share Posted February 4, 2017 "After the parachute deployed when the engines ignited, we reverted back to launch and reprogrammed the staging sequence, after which we had a successful mission. However, the next time we launched this model of rocket, we forgot to change the staging in the VAB. So this time we reverted back to the VAB and fixed it permanently." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 "Now, guys, seriously. Does somebody understand what that Kepler talks about?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 We are gonna see much better results with Hubble then we ever did with jwst. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted February 5, 2017 Share Posted February 5, 2017 (edited) we're gonna send winkallschtroumpftralalalallalalalalla either to pluto either to an antartic outpost so he shut it's mouth once and for all ^^ Edited February 5, 2017 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 (edited) Reporter: "So what is NASA up to now?" NASA CEO: "We were supposed to be playing Game of War but this one guy keeps kicking my a__" "No, I mean about your space agency" "What space agency?" Edited February 10, 2017 by Matuchkin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 1 hour ago, Matuchkin said: NASA CEO Just wanna point it out, nasa does not have a ceo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 3 minutes ago, munlander1 said: Just wanna point it out, nasa does not have a ceo. NASA has an Administrator. Actually, right now it doesn't--only an acting administrator, who is also the assistant administrator. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munlander1 Posted February 10, 2017 Share Posted February 10, 2017 1 hour ago, 0111narwhalz said: NASA has an Administrator. Actually, right now it doesn't--only an acting administrator, who is also the assistant administrator. I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted February 12, 2017 Share Posted February 12, 2017 On 2/10/2017 at 1:23 PM, munlander1 said: Just wanna point it out, nasa does not have a ceo. Charles Bolden. Wait, he's an administrator. Nevermind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
55delta Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 "We, with absolute certainty, deny all accusations that one of our contractors has been stealing above-ground pools and converting them into fuel tanks." "We fully back our competitive bid system. We deny the accusation that we selected our stock of thermometers because they had more wires attached to them than their competitors." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2017 Share Posted February 13, 2017 On 10.02.2017 at 9:28 PM, 0111narwhalz said: NASA has an Administrator. Actually, right now it doesn't--only an acting administrator, who is also the assistant administrator. NASA should employ several more. One person cannot support all their servers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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