In Koviet Russia

[SuperWeegee4000]

So I decided to make a forum game to see what happens.... Here's how this goes. You take the Soviet Russia meme (i.e. In Soviet Russia, car drives you; In Soviet Russia, birds watch you) and apply it to KSP. I'll start:

In Soviet Russia, rocket flies you.

[The Destroyer]

In Soviet Russia, ASAS controls YOU.

[stupid_chris]

I Soviet Russia, Bill eats you.

[Kerbal01]

In soviet Krussia, engines shut down you!

[astropapi1]

In soviet russia, Proton crashes you!

[The Destroyer]

In Soviet Russia, Kerbal squishes YOU.

[MGUARN]

In soviet Russia, Kerbal space program plays you.

[TheCanadianVendingMachine]

In Soviet Russia, N1 Explode you!

[rewdew2]

In Koviet Russia the rocket build you.

[General Rarity]

In Koviet Russia, orbit goes on YOU!

[Felsmak]

In Soviet Russia, fuel burns YOU!

[SolarLiner]

In Koviet Russia, Windows/iOS/Linux runs on Kerbal Space Program.

[billybobsatan]

In Koviet Russia, Bill freak out you!

[Holo]

In Koviet Russia, you fuel explosions.

In Kapitalist America, explosions fuel YOU!

[rewdew2]

In koviet Russia, The forums troll you.

[Frybert]

In Koviet Krussia, threads necro you!

[munlander1]

In koviet krussia, missions fail you. 

[WinkAllKerb'']

in koviet krussia your somewhere on kerbin and learn kerbylic caracter set after birth , )

Edited January 31, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''
(drewgenitz drewgenitz a phone etic) usually the first word i ask when i met people random in the street

[ZentroCatson]

In Koviet Krussia, Mun lands on you

[TheEpicSquared]

In Koviet Krussia, moon crashes into you! 

[TheKosanianMethod]

In Koviet Krussia, staging mismatches you.

[0111narwhalz]

In Koviet Krussia, lithos brakes you!

[StupidAndy]

in Koviet Krussia, ore mines YOU!