Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Yes, and a thinner version is spaghettister Is there a thinner version of that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 Yes. Angel Hair. How do I get a computer system that could run KSP 2 if I don't have any money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 You run it with your... respiratory system! Now that's stupid. Will I ever finish writing the whole story of the three word story thread? Spoiler For real, I'm doing it right now. And I'm just at page 10! You might not believe that it had more than 99 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 As it never ends, probably not. Have you read the original "Never Ending Story"? Spoiler It eventually ends. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 18, 2022 Share Posted January 18, 2022 No, I never red the original story that never ended but eventually did. Are you interested in reading the stupid story of the whole three word story? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Nope. tldr. Why aren't there more Kerbal memes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Because Kerbals are dead already. Do you wanna go to Dres even though it doesn't exist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Yes, i want to go to empty space! If 1 is 2, then 1 + I = 3? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 In theory, an apple is red. (now that's really stupid) If Newton discovered gravity, then Oldton discovered anti-gravity? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 Yes, when the apple had bounced off his head. If Newton was sitting under a pear, would the gravity be excentric? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 19, 2022 Share Posted January 19, 2022 (edited) No. Newton noticed gravity while Oldton in the Anti Universe noticed anti-gravity. (If Newton had discovered gravity then everything would have floated away long before he was born. Yes I am aware that that sounds like I am saying invented, but what I mean is that gravity has been having a direct affect on everything since the planet solidified. Where as discovered things have to have been discovered by humans actively looking around for things that are not immediately obvious.) Ninja'd by Kerbiloid, I should have known I put too much thought into that. If Newton was sitting under a pear, would the gravity be excentric? Yes, that is why the world is slightly pear shaped. If an apple falls in a forest, does anybody pear? Edited January 19, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 If Apple falls, NASDAQ will. "prince" - "princess", "duke" - "duchess" What's the male parallel to the "chess"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 The king. We're talking about chess, right? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 I believe so. Was Chester the right answer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Possibly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 As duke → duchess, probably it's Ke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Ke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 20, 2022 Share Posted January 20, 2022 Why do they never play chess poker? The combinations are same, just the pawns are excessive. But they can be bets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Because the pieces catch fire or melt when you use them to turn the logs in the fireplace. Would you play Kerbal Sub Program if there was a rich undersea world and loads of places to explore all over Kerbin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Of course. I still can't see, who needs that empty, useless space. In the coin poker, are the five coin "heads" a flush or a straight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 (edited) A flaight. Are kerbals plants or animals? Edited January 21, 2022 by Akagi Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 They are a seafood escaping to space. What was earlier: Kraken or Kerbals? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Akagi Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Kerbraken! they are one species, but they have two appearances. a kerbal is an immature kraken. Why do my SSTOs becomes SSTOceans? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Because it easier to get to the ocean. Why don't Kerbals play chess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 21, 2022 Share Posted January 21, 2022 Don't they? Spoiler Also, Kerbals better play checkers, as they are equal, but some equals are more orange than others. What if play chess with cards? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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