kerbiloid Posted November 17, 2023 Share Posted November 17, 2023 Here is Jack. He is very smart, and can deliver your voice message, rotating in an hour. Why SMS, when a pager? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 Because of the acronym. Why a cell phone and not a dungeon phone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 5, 2023 Share Posted December 5, 2023 (edited) Because you rolled a nat 1 on your naming roll. why a glove upon that hand? 102412052023 new page Edited December 5, 2023 by AlamoVampire Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 (edited) Because Spoiler Why not Gloverus? Edited December 7, 2023 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 7, 2023 Share Posted December 7, 2023 (edited) (multipost) Edited December 7, 2023 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Because Toy's-R-Us shut down. Why is the air so gaslike? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 To gaslight you. Does a gas lighter gaslight? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jacob Kerman Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 no, it lightgases if we are us, then who am i to tell you who i am? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 12, 2023 Share Posted December 12, 2023 Why are so many questions answerable with memes and gifs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 13, 2023 Share Posted December 13, 2023 Because most of people are thinking in pictures. Words are too hard. Can the alien mosters from underground be called "extraterrestrial"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 14, 2023 Share Posted December 14, 2023 Yes, because underneath the flat Earth is space. Are beans a good source of Hydrocarbons? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Yes, but not as good of a source as crude oil, however. Are beans really the musical fruit? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 They are computation fruits of a legume variety that speak bran. if i sell you bubblegum how many apples can Jeb and Bob wash in 5 minutes? 113912192023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted December 19, 2023 Share Posted December 19, 2023 Womp womp Why is my transmission gone Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 It's not gone, it's completed. It's was mission after all. How much is many? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 More than some. How few is none? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted December 20, 2023 Share Posted December 20, 2023 Immeasurably few if i wave high and you wave low does it make pepperoni taste like gasket apples? 113212202023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 No, if you wave low and I wave high, salami will taste like oranges. If air is edible, does that make fire unpotable? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 21, 2023 Share Posted December 21, 2023 No, because you still can put the fire into a pot. If "potable" = "drinkable", is Harry Potter a drunkard? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 No, people keep poking straws into him. If people stopped buying lots of presents at this time of year, would the world economy crash? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 22, 2023 Share Posted December 22, 2023 Yes, because the people would lose an aim of the life. Do the colorblind people distinguish Coca and Pepsi? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 No, because they need to pour it into their bloodstream to allow the brain and eyes to analyze the color. Were the parents of Thing 1 and Thing 2 named Thing (x - 1) and Thing (1x), if x = 2? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 23, 2023 Share Posted December 23, 2023 There is a linear array of the Things, and their parents are the ArrayFactory. If Greta wins, and the smoke pipes get closed, will Santa be ramming wind plants and solar panels, and infiltrating into the room through the electric outlets? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 24, 2023 Share Posted December 24, 2023 Nope, His factory runs on DiLithium and he just beams in and out of houses. What is worth watching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted February 25 Share Posted February 25 Paint dry. Why are there so many songs about rainbows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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