ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 D No, you have identifried them. AV Because if it was we would be throwing up all the time. What if we are the Ancients and the universe is on loop? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 Then we have some bad news for the universe. This universe is puny. Is it a puniverse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 No, it is a punnyverse Who’s Joe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 29, 2021 Share Posted July 29, 2021 He is the guy who was going to sacrifice himself to the volcano and then after meeting 3 different Meg Ryans changed his mind.(Joe vs the Volcano starring Tom Hanks)(it is underrated and really quite good, especially the giant moon at night bit) Have you ever seen the moon so big and clear that it takes up a quarter of the sky? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 No but I have seen the cabbage truck take over the lake. Why do backpacks destroy gas stations? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Because they are filled with flint and steel. Why when someone goes "backpacking" they carry such a large and heavy backpack? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JB182 Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 because they are a backpack. Why does someone goes fishing but not fish ink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Because they are fishing outk. Why is WoW so much worse than WH40k? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Because it has 2 double Ewes in it. If a horse walks into a bar does it hurt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 If the bar is enough strong and nailed to something. Also depends on the horse speed. Why goblins are not orcs, and gnomes are not dwarves? Also, who is such underrace relative to the elves? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Goblins are not Orcs because Goblins are smaller and greedy for gold, while Orcs are big and only like fighting. Gnomes are not Dwarves because they are too small and a Dwarf will punch you out if you call him a Gnome. Halflings are the under race to elves, they are half human and half elf and shunned by both. Why you want to know? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Because they dont want to not not know. Which one? 054907302021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 That one. Why are jokers wild? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Because they all ran for it when the Queen said "Off with their heads" Why in a full house does a royal flush? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Because when straights flush it's of lesser value. Why is it called poker if you do not touch anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 30, 2021 Share Posted July 30, 2021 Unless you kick your comrade under the table to cheat. On 7/30/2021 at 4:15 PM, ColdJ said: Why in a full house does a royal flush? Expand Because when the house is full, you can find there everything, including the royal flushes, somewhere in dungeon. On 7/30/2021 at 10:03 AM, ColdJ said: Halflings are the under race to elves, they are half human and half elf and shunned by both. Expand The Tolken's halflings were former Rohan siblings, i.e. just humans. If pull the Tolkien's elf's ears, will they get pointy? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 No they will get 'round So if I jump high enough will the earth turn under me thus resulting in my landing in a different spot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 On 7/31/2021 at 11:46 AM, Dientus said: So if I jump high enough will the earth turn under me thus resulting in my landing in a different spot? Expand That legitimately makes sense. Stupid answer: No, you will land on the Moon. Why could I fly to Io on a Velociraptor piloted rocket sailboat? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Because the boat is veloci-rated. What is diminutive to Io? Ioie? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Nonono not the couch! CLOCK? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 (edited) On 7/31/2021 at 2:00 PM, Admiral Fluffy said: That legitimately makes sense. Expand Hint: atmospheric pressure On 7/31/2021 at 2:09 PM, kerbiloid said: What is diminutive to Io? Expand Io-less H On 7/31/2021 at 3:01 PM, Stormpilot said: CLOCK? Expand Hand Why would a person be banned from a local library? Edited July 31, 2021 by Dientus ninja'd Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Because he lobbed the library onto an active motorway. Why dose house walk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Because it's a dinohouse, or hausaurus. Anybody here? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dientus Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Not really, we are all randomized algorithmic responses to all of your posts for your enjoyment Does the world rotate around me? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted July 31, 2021 Share Posted July 31, 2021 Nope. The Earth rotates around a potato! do flys fly? 121907312021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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