Royalswissarmyknife Posted October 4, 2023 Share Posted October 4, 2023 I can eat it for you. Waiter! there's metallic hydrogen in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbalcommander563 Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 It's not a very filling soup, so lets add some more metal Waiter! There's a Gaelen (kerbal from gael in galileos planet pack) in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 7, 2023 Share Posted October 7, 2023 Don't worry, it is just quality testing it for you. Waiter, is this the soup of the day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted October 15, 2023 Share Posted October 15, 2023 Well, the sun is out, so yes. Waiter! There is not enough radiation in my Plutonium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 Told you to eat it straight away. Now it has gone cold. Waiter, one scoop of mint soup please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 19, 2023 Share Posted October 19, 2023 We have boiled our last Mint DVD a minute ago. Wouldn't you accept Kubuntu instead? Waiter! Why are we asking you stupid questions? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 Because your age is showing and you are getting your threads confused. Waiter, is that a fly or a swim in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 20, 2023 Share Posted October 20, 2023 Neither! Its a walk! waiter did the fly in their soup lose its wings to become a walk? 114710202023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 No, it became a swim. Duh. Waiter, there's a swim in my soup and a walk in my bread! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 21, 2023 Share Posted October 21, 2023 It's our All-inclusive Olympics dish. Waiter! Something of this. And a volunteer to try it. https://www-ochevidets-ru.translate.goog/blog/47187/?_x_tr_sch=http&_x_tr_sl=auto&_x_tr_tl=ru&_x_tr_hl=en&_x_tr_pto=wapp Caution, photos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 You order it, then you have to eat it. Waiter, Do you and Jebs Diner have the same Providore? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 23, 2023 Share Posted October 23, 2023 We have pomodores and humidores, sir. But we can provide what you need for additional money. Waiter! Why is this champagne not burning? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 You were supposed to eat the flame whole! Waiter! Why is my dolphin Jebediah roast not burnt to crisp with rocket fumes? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Simple. Its fireproof dolphin. Jeb however is charred. waiter! Theres a red button in my soup. Do i press it? 201410232023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 If you want to press it, first enter the activation code in your bread. Waiter, there's a hair in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 It's part of the meal. Waiter, what happened to the Explodium cocktail I ordered? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Im sorry sir but it exploded and took out the bartender. waiter! There seems to be chunks of bartender in my soup. 211810232023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 I think you will find those chunks of bar are actually well done and chewy. Waiter, the soup seems happy to see me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 Oh, that's our special Emotional Support Soup. Talk to it for a while before drinking. Waiter! My soup has flakes of... metal? they seem to be magnetic. Actually, they look like shards of hard drive platter! AAHIATESOMEALREADYGETITOUTOFME <platter shards slice through tongue> <vomit> Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 24, 2023 Share Posted October 24, 2023 It's a scrapyard soup. It can eat metal plates. 5 hours ago, ColdJ said: Waiter, the soup seems happy to see me. Of course, it does. It's waiting already for a week. *** Waiter! Finally, something edible for a human, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Great Liao Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 Sorry, we only serve cursed forum memes. Waiter, why are you Jebediah Kerman if he was a dolphin? Is this related to my meal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 25, 2023 Share Posted October 25, 2023 Sorry but we cannot divulge information on classified cetacean operations. Your soup is not part of this. Yet. waiter! Theres miso in my miso soup! 153810252023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 Oh good. "HEY MISO, WE FOUND YOUR FINGER!" Waiter, Is this soup fresh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted October 26, 2023 Share Posted October 26, 2023 No sir it is completely preserved. If you look at the bowl that soup was made 7654 years ago. 234310252023 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kspbutitscursed Posted October 27, 2023 Share Posted October 27, 2023 awsome waiter theres an booster in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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