ColdJ Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 If you can lift it, then you can keep it. Waiter, Some icecream for dessert please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 7 Share Posted April 7 Your ticket to Minmus, sir. Bartender! Ask me something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 What soup would you like sir? Waiter, is that a fruit loop in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 Yes, it is. You ordered cereal, one of the more exotic soups. Waiter, why is my soup glowing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 11 Share Posted April 11 The Fallout series has started this week. Bartender! Are you a ghoul? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 What is it to ya, smooth skin? Waiter, There are Iguana Bits in my Squirrel stew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 12 Share Posted April 12 Yes, the squirells now hunt iguanas. Waiter! Do you have fresh Andale pies? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 No, but we do have Sweeny Todd pies. Waiter, that previous customer tried to chew on me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Yes, we call him Chewie. Waiter! Don't you have Geiger counters on your tables? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted April 13 Share Posted April 13 Yes, but the customers complained about the clicking noise. Waiter, all the old Geiger counters from the tables appeared in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 You should not splash your soup against the counter. A finger, wet of soup, is enough. Waiter! Which head of brahmin is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Depends on whether you are left or right handed. Waiter, is that a glowing finger in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Better ask, why the steak is blinking. Cashier! Do you accept foreign currency? Spoiler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 We don't even accept Sultanas. Waiter, my spoon melted when I put it in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 Maybe you should not add so much species to it. Waiter! What's your S.P.E.C.I.A.L. meal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Soup, Pie, Eclair, Calzone, Ice-cream, Anchovies and Lasagne. Waiter, a bucket to go thanks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 20 Share Posted April 20 Here you go, sir. It'sour bucket for bucks. Waiter! Why do you want the tips? Are you an archer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 21 Share Posted April 21 Because cow tipping is all the rage. Waiter, why are you bobbing for apples, in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 (edited) Because this is not waiter! He is Robin the Bobbin! Spoiler Robin the Bobbin, the big-bellied Ben, He ate more meat than fourscore men; He ate a cow, he ate a calf, He ate a butcher and a half; He ate a church, he ate a steeple, He ate the priest and all the people! A cow and a calf, An ox and a half, A church and a steeple, And all the good people, And yet he complained that his stomach wasn't full. Robin! Where is the waiter?! Edited April 22 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted April 22 Share Posted April 22 Hello Robin, where did all the other people go? Ah, Robin, why are you looking at me and salivating? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 30 Share Posted April 30 Because you are standing between him and the police car with three inside. Bartender! Is your bar a statusbar, a progressbar, a toolbar, or a dance bar? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 Yes to all the above. Waiter, I have a great idea for soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BA-Forums Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 "Waiter, the soup was not good. Please do not listen to me when it comes to soup ideas." BA-Forums, shortly after horribly attempting to make one of @ColdJ's soups, as I do not know how to make a soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted May 1 Share Posted May 1 We know that now. Happily we still have a chance to try another one. Waiter! A bottle of radium water, to disinfect and empty the stomach and the belly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Here you go, would you like some RadAway to go with that? Waiter, Fallout Boy is playing in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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