kerbiloid Posted November 13, 2021 Share Posted November 13, 2021 You've misheard. It's not a mystery meat, it's Miss Termit. (The last "e" of her caption was chewed off by other termites. Waiter! Use Kerbal Alarm Clock instead of waiting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 14, 2021 Share Posted November 14, 2021 Waiter: We are waiting on the Kerbal Alarm Clock to get here. C:W, this soup is making me sleepy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz... Waiter! Do you have alarm clock? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 No, but we have an alarmed crook. C:W, Someone is stealing my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AtomicTech Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Waiter! I feel like this thread is dying! No worries, that's why we have @kerbiloid! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 What? How did you say? Kerbaloid? Okay, I'll ask the reception staff. Hi! Is it a reception or a recipetion? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Waiter. I will get you the cheque. C:W, could you cheque my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Yes. I will add you to the soup chequeue. Waiter! Where can you see the W and C letters in the word "restroom"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 18, 2021 Share Posted November 18, 2021 Waiter: The whole sign reads WelCome to the restroom. C:W,Hang on Soupy, Soupy hang on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 22, 2021 Share Posted November 22, 2021 Hey, mister! Is it your soup hanging on there? Waiter! What kind of species is this boiled caterpillar of, so that you call it "dog"? "Hot dog". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 Waiter: I will have you know sir that that is the finest Grub we have. C:W, There is some broth in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 (edited) Yes, we call our cook Brother because he likes to cook broth, but always eats it himself. Waiter! Why do all of you here wear the same name on the chest? Edited November 23, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted November 23, 2021 Share Posted November 23, 2021 We are all clones. Waiter! There's a Mün in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Waiter: Yes, instead of alphabet soup that is our algebraic soup. C:W, Is the secret to life, the universe and everything, in my soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Yes. It's for tea, too. Waiter! Please, a fresh fugu fish and two balloons of oxygen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted November 24, 2021 Share Posted November 24, 2021 Waiter: Sorry we mixed up the order. Here, have a fish balloon, be careful though as this balloon pops other things. C:W, one Babel fish over ear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 Waiter: Sorry, we have been in stasis for the last 300 years. C:W, My soup has gone cold. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 13, 2021 Share Posted December 13, 2021 It's our special Titan soup, made of liquid hydrocarbons. It hadn't gone cold, it has gotten melted. Waiter! 'Oamuamua potatoroid fries! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 Waiter: We are waiting on a giant potatoroid peeler. C:W, There is a White Hole replenishing my Soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 That's why we recommend our clients have a sit at the tables under umbrella. That's not a White Hole, that's a crow had flown over. Waiter! If this is a soup from swallow nests, where are the swallow eggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted December 15, 2021 Share Posted December 15, 2021 The swallow eggs have hatched and have biodegraded waiter, a black hole is eating my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 16, 2021 Share Posted December 16, 2021 Waiter: Hey Lorenzo, I told you we shouldn't have an "All you can eat" special. C:W, A straw please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 Somebody has eaten all straw, sir. We have only straw berries. Should I bring it? Waiter, is it a joke? How could I smell this wine through the mask? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 Waiter: I was more impressed by you drinking it through the mask sir. C:W, What is the soup of the day? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 17, 2021 Share Posted December 17, 2021 From pork and barley. It's the Freya day today after all. Garcon! Garlic! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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