ColdJ Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Waiter: That is for the undressed salad. C:W, Is your soup staged? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSTO Crasher Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 Waiter: yes, we made it in several stages, starting with cutting the vegetables and ending with adding the dressing C: Waiter, what chemicals did you use to make this soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 [WAITER] We use Propellium and Badassium. Wait, why is your jaw on the floor? You've asked for the Kerbal Soup. [ME] Waiter, there's a -__-_-___---_-___------__- in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 6, 2022 Share Posted January 6, 2022 No, there's a subway beneath our diner. Waiter! Fried DynaSoar eggs, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Waiter: Sorry sir, but everytime we try they blow up and fly across the room, only to land in the Puns thread. C:W, What is this in my bowl, are you sure you sell soup? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Yes, it's a special bowling soup. Waiter! My phone needs to be fed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Waiter: Sorry sir, but this is a State run soup kitchen. The Federal facility is across the road. C:W, Some foil to block the RFID listening device that is in my soup bowl, please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tundra Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 No hablo English Waiter, I found a over used meme in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 It's not a soup. It's an omemelet. 3 hours ago, Tundra said: No hablo English "English"? Not "Ingles"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben J. Kerman Posted January 7, 2022 Share Posted January 7, 2022 Nein, Ich spreche Deutsch. Ich spreche kein Englisch oder Spanisch. (No, I speak German. I don't speak English or Spanish) Kellner, in meiner Suppe liegt ein Vertrag über eine Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung! (Waiter, there is a contract for motor vehicle liability insurance in my soup!) Spoiler I used motor vehicle liability insurance because in German that is Kraftfahrzeug-Haftpflichtversicherung. It's the longest word in the standard German dictionary. There is a longer one that is 84 or 85 letters long. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 Waiter: That is because you wanted a souped up vehicle. C:W, There is some melancholy in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 [WAITER] It's to remind you the old days. [ME] Waiter, there's @Souptime with me! (Technically, you're in the same restaurant as me.) (I think.) (I may be wrong.) (or not?) (We'll see.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 8, 2022 Share Posted January 8, 2022 We are waiting for all three of them gathering here: @Souptime, @Melontime, and @Teatime from the Discworld. 2 hours ago, ColdJ said: C:W, There is some melancholy in my soup. It's a meloncholy, it's a vegan diner. *** Waiter! Can we have dinner in this diner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Waiter: Yes sir. We prefer it to having a diner in the dinner. C:W, A mental block of cheese please. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 A compliment of the chef, sir. A whole carriage of them. Now you can build a cheese hut, as this is a Minecraft cafe. Waiter! Break. Fast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watermel00n Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 Yes, your fast will be broken soon. Waiter! Theres nothing in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 [WAITER] That's normal, you didn't ask for anything. [ME] Waiter, there's a basilic in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 You a wrong. It's not basilic, it's a basilisk, and you lose. Waiter! I want supper instead of dinner. Is your diner a super? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 9, 2022 Share Posted January 9, 2022 [WAITER] Yeah, it's a superdinner with tons of servings of SRB. [ME] Waiter, there's a SRB turning around in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Waiter: Someone thought it would keep it nice and hot but I think that may have been a mistake. C:W, there are lots of Creepers bobbing in my soup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venusian Explorer Posted January 10, 2022 Share Posted January 10, 2022 Awwwwwwwww man. Waiter! There's a Super Suit in my Soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iamn00b Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 waiter, there's 1 (3 pound) whole chicken 4 carrots halved 4 stalks celery, halved 1 large onion, halved water to cover salt and pepper to taste 1 teaspoon chicken bouillon granules (Optional) in my soup Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Okay, chef. Now just make what the client wants. Waiter! Do 99 bottles of beer stay on the wall? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted January 11, 2022 Share Posted January 11, 2022 Waiter: That depends on whether you take 1 down, pass it around and count the number of bottles of beer still on the wall. C:W, Is there a time anomaly in my soup? I feel like I have been at this table for months. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nazalassa Posted January 12, 2022 Share Posted January 12, 2022 [WAITER] There is one for the thread but not the soup. [ME] Waiter, there's a really, really tall building in my soup! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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