Puns!

[Sun]

I got stuck in mud today. Let's say it was a sticky situation which gave me a sinking feeling! #MudPunsAreBestPuns

[cantab]

Try not to keep bogging down the forums with your dirty mind.

[StrandedonEarth]

I was going to tell a joke about a vacuum cleaner but decided not to, cuz it sucks. And the joke about the hospital is pretty sick.

[cantab]

Jokes about butter are too widely spread, and cow jokes just get milked.

[General Rarity]

The puns seem to be flowing in a μtorrent today....

We might even have to activate them on stage...

[Xorth Tanovar]

I'd make a comment on General Rarity's avatar, but pony puns are too mane-stream.

[General Rarity]

You are a mane-iac Xorth, for making that horsey pun.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Speaking of wh**es, you can lead a horiculture but you can't make her think....

[Red Iron Crown]

Horticulture puns are blossom! It's definitely the season for them to bloom, they are perennial favorites.

[Xorth Tanovar]

Irish Time Lord: Justin, de Mick o' Time.

[megatiger78]

I love pressing F5. its so refreshing

[MrWalrus123]

I woukd tell you a pun, but mine aren't very punny.​

[TheTsar52]

Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says.........

"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. It's bacon, I think."

"Si, Luis, it sure smells like bacon. "

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon ... Every imaginable kind of cured pork.

"Pepe, Pepe, we it's saved. It's a bacon tree."

"Luis, maybe it's a mirage? We is in the desert don't forget."

"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a mirage that smell like bacon...it's no mirage, it's a bacon tree."

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 meters, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath,

"Pepe... Go back man, you was right, it's not a bacon tree!"

"Luis, Luis MI amigo... What is it? "

"Pepe.. It's not a bacon tree. It's

It's

Ees

It's

It's a ham bush...."

[Skyler4856]

What do you call a french racist?

A baguette!

[Dark Junior]

I bet you're making these jokes porpoisefully?

[vinster7]

These puns wood make be really board.

[StrandedonEarth]

[XB-70A]

I just got a spider running over my keyboard, but it's under ctrl now.

[StrandedonEarth]

When the LEGO store finally re-opened from the lockdown, people were lined up for blocks!

[XB-70A]

I just threw away one of my batteries, but when it fell it started to scream, AAA!

[RoninFrog]

I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

[StrandedonEarth]

On 6/23/2020 at 9:56 PM, RoninFrog said:

I'm gonna serve my kids Eggs Benedict on plates made from hub caps this up coming Christmas. Why?

There's no Plate like Chrome for the Hollandaise.

[FahmiRBLX]

What do you call a tie that hens wear?

Hen tie.

[cubinator]

If I had a penny for every time someone didn't finish their sentence 

[StrandedonEarth]