Untrue Fact Telling Machine

[Guest]

MIR could hold 50 people and land on mars.

[kerbiloid]

No. It was designed for the Moon.

[Overfloater]

Namely for altering Moon's orbit.

[Regor]

Did you know that the earth is flat?

[Guest]

A flat disk to be precise.

[kerbiloid]

Yes, a disk. A hard disk. I have a such thing.

[cubinator]

There are no trees in Canada- only cheese.

[Guest]

Ya mean Canadian Cheese?

[kerbiloid]

Probably he means pronunciation of "tch-^r-eez".

(Just a guess)

Edited July 7, 2017 by kerbiloid

[Guest]

Kerbals are useless

[MiffedStarfish]

Did you know that if you poked Deimos, it would disappear?

[WinkAllKerb'']

"Banido por questionar a falta de informação do coleguinha desinformado que perdeu a informação em seu processo de obter informações desinformadoras.."

that romlaglog², srrly ? for real this kind of thing rlly happen ?

Edited July 11, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''

[TheKSPBeginner]

If you touch the space shuttle's BUTT TILES someone will slap you?

[WinkAllKerb'']

everyone share everithing with everyone, and at first everyone share with it's family

Edited July 12, 2017 by WinkAllKerb''
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[cubinator]

Segways stay upright because each one has a cat inside it.

[qzgy]

Did you know that the devs actually got the code with sacrifices to the kraken? Each part cost 24 cookies. Outrageous!

[Guest]

No. 24 bananas.

[cubinator]

The untrue fact telling machine only tells untrue facts.

[Guest]

This is false

[adsii1970]

Chocolate milk comes from brown cows. Cookies and cream ice cream comes from frozen black and white cows.

[kerbiloid]

The alphabet soup actually tries to speak with you.
A proof: you can see bad words only in plates of bad children.

[Dark Junior]

There is no Moon. It's actually just Cthulu's vacation home.

[kerbiloid]

Kerbal verbs have two types of Future Tense: Near Future Tense and Far Future Tense.
Depends on when a Kerbal is going to do something.

Also Kerbal verbs Tense can be: Perfect, Imperfect and Disappointing.

For example, a verb in Far Future Disappointing Tense describes something what the speaker is going to do as late as possible because he has no doubt that it will fail.

Edited July 18, 2017 by kerbiloid

[DunaManiac]

Nasa plans to launch EM-1 in 355436748e756436653754736546354635645436453456354635643574534573547537453754734576543 AD

[DeltaDizzy]

I am not trying to complete this week's challenge.