Bad Suggestions for KSP

[Red Iron Crown]

All engines should have 3.75m tank butts, no one makes small rockets anymore.

[icedown]

Random events like staging, activating actions with increasing probability as stupidity factor of crew, as noted by the highest value, increases.

[Kerbinchaser]

Replace Kerbals with 3D models of Elmo from Sesame street.

 

[Andem]

5 hours ago, icedown said:

Random events like staging, activating actions with increasing probability as stupidity factor of crew, as noted by the highest value, increases.

Alright, again, if done well this could be kind of fun. Give a reason to balance out crews maybe.

[RocketSquid]

The inevitable problem that arises when adding life support is that even if you take it directly from a very well-liked mod, users of other mods will have objections. The solution is simple: Add all of them. All at once.

Of course you'd need to be able to turn life support off, so that it doesn't break established saves or make the game too daunting for new players, but it would of course be all-or-nothing since we don't need that many options clogging up our difficulty menu.

[Matuchkin]

I think it's time to change the theme of the game. Instead of building rockets, we can create ladders and catwalks to go everywhere.

[limeyptwo]

On 9/30/2016 at 4:20 PM, Ackoli said:

MICROTRANSACTIONS! GUNZ! NUKS! ALEINS! BLUD! VIOLDENCE! RAINBOWZ EVERYHWERE! MORE BLUD! MORE VIOLDENCE! TURN IT INTO A COPY OF GTA BUT WITH KERBALZ!  EVILNESS! EA! MORE STUF! STAR WARS SPACECRAFT! AND MORE EPICNARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

On 9/28/2016 at 1:04 PM, legoclone09 said:

How about Grand Theft Rover?

[Matuchkin]

On 30/09/2016 at 7:20 PM, Ackoli said:

MICROTRANSACTIONS! GUNZ! NUKS! ALEINS! BLUD! VIOLDENCE! RAINBOWZ EVERYHWERE! MORE BLUD! MORE VIOLDENCE! TURN IT INTO A COPY OF GTA BUT WITH KERBALZ!  EVILNESS! EA! MORE STUF! STAR WARS SPACECRAFT! AND MORE EPICNARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!DAIRECTD BY MIKEL BAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[kerbiloid]

6 hours ago, Matuchkin said:

I think it's time to change the theme of the game. Instead of building rockets, we can create ladders and catwalks to go everywhere.

Very nice idea. I additionally suggest transcontinental pipelines.

14 hours ago, icedown said:

Random events like staging, activating actions with increasing probability as stupidity factor of crew, as noted by the highest value, increases.

Yes, DangIt and Kerbalism mods do kind of that.

5 hours ago, limeyptwo said:

How about Grand Theft Rover?

Without citizens? What's fun?

[insert_name]

ADD MOAR DRES!!!!!!!!!!!!

[55delta]

Simulate N-body physics through code similar to the following: when game_time = (1 hour), prograde_vector = prograde_vector + rand(0-359) degrees

[Chabadarl]

Suppress timewarp and add a KCT-style feature. Building a rocket takes a month IRL. You cannot recover to launch or VAB anymore.

         ...Yep! you forget to put a solar panel on this probe see you next month... 

 

 

[kerbiloid]

10 minutes ago, Chabadarl said:

Suppress timewarp and add a KCT-style feature. Building a rocket takes a month IRL. You cannot recover to launch or VAB anymore.

         ...Yep! you forget to put a solar panel on this probe see you next month... 

And suffocate IRL if cannot return a craft from orbit.

Make KSP online multiplayer, with player's account attached to his/her real Visa/Mastercard, and penalize IRL for lost rockets.

[icedown]

20 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

Yes, DangIt and Kerbalism mods do kind of that.

Oh, nothing as nice as them. I don't think Jeb is quite that friendly with parts

[Firemetal]

Make Dres the only planet in the game.

[kerbiloid]

Make Dres The Only Planet a gas giant.

[insert_name]

Kidnap the recently former devs and glue them to their desk chairs

[kerbiloid]

Increase Kerbin radius +1%.
(Hi, all nav and scenery mods...)

Move landscape 1 km in random directions.
(...especially Kerbin-Side)

And (as suggested earlier), increase the sitting Kerbal model +10% in size.
(Or more, if they still match the command pods interiors).

[Matuchkin]

On 04/10/2016 at 6:26 AM, kerbiloid said:

And suffocate IRL if cannot return a craft from orbit.

Make KSP online multiplayer, with player's account attached to his/her real Visa/Mastercard, and penalize IRL for lost rockets.

With Realism Overhaul, the costs for each rocket will be equivalent of rocket parts used in real life.

[cubinator]

In order to make a rocket in-game, you have to pay someone to build and fly it IRL.

[55delta]

Implement Real Solar System in stock, but leave stock parts unadjusted.

[StrandedonEarth]

On 9/28/2016 at 0:41 PM, TheKosanianMethod said:

I want weather implemented. High winds, muddy dirt is hard to land on, the runway becomes slick when it rains. 

And have launch delays due to bad weather conditions, requiring rollbacks. Extreme weather would require restarting KSP, or even rebooting the PC. If on console, thunderstorms would corrupt the save!

[NSEP]

Remove Dres.

[RocketSquid]

To compromise between adding more Dres and removing Dres, give Dres a larger radius but make it hemispherical.

[HansonKerman]

a “necromancy” button. When pressed by an EVAing Kerbal or accessed from the toolbar, it revives all terminated missions (and replaces their name with “NECROMANCY!!”) , all dead or MIA Kerbals (albeit named “MERASMUS!”), all crafts you have ever deleted, named UNDEAD!!!! and all forum threads with the post “NECROMANCY!!¡” by the person @Necromancer.

On 11/28/2014 at 8:07 AM, Felsmak said:

Hats for Kerbals. Lots of them.

this is a necromancy quote

 

and that would be bad how?