Bad Suggestions for KSP

[catloaf]

Having Bill in a command chair makes the planets line up for a perfect gravity assist chain.

[probe137]

Everything (Including celestial bodies) has very fast orbital decay.

[catloaf]

This one seems to apply to squad: add an actually good update the focusses on fixing bugs and doesn't add more bugs than it remove.

[Lewie]

Code Danny2462’s conscience into ksp. He is now one with the kraken.... 

[Dat Kerbal Dude]

selling ksp to EA

[DunaManiac]

4 hours ago, catloaf said:

This one seems to apply to squad: add an actually good update the focusses on fixing bugs and doesn't add more bugs than it remove.

But... that's not a bad suggestion...

Add back in all the fixed bugs.

[catloaf]

30 minutes ago, DunaManiac said:

But... that's not a bad suggestion...

Add back in all the fixed bugs.

It seems like squad thinks it's a bad suggestion.

[DunaManiac]

11 minutes ago, catloaf said:

It seems like squad thinks it's a bad suggestion.

Eh, either way it's still a good suggestion.

Anyways, back on topic.

Lower the crash tolerance of all parts to 0.0000001 m/s

[The_Arcitect]

Remove time warp.

[catloaf]

Have destroying a probe core shut down your pc (and make internet explorer your default browser.)

[DunaManiac]

Add the sound of screaming kerbals.

[kerbiloid]

... and their phantoms in the night.

[TitiKSP]

Bad mobile version.

[DeadJohn]

Redesign the forums so they are mostly bright white empty space. I like feeling like I've gone snow blind every time I tab between the dark KSP interface and maximum-brightness forums.

[The_Arcitect]

They should add the feature of the computer sounding like its going to take off when you launch a rocket.

Spoiler

It should also be a PowerPoint presentation.

 

[planet-creations]

Replace all strings of text with "aeo" and nothing else.

[Max von Kerman]

Make a submarine that doubles as an aircraft and a rocket that can reach LKO

[Stormpilot]

Make it so the only part in the game is the Kerbal X rocket all together and that’s you can’t import/ export ships.

[adsii1970]

Every time you have a vehicular failure, KSP automatically posts a video of your doomed mission to the forum. 

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

5 minutes ago, adsii1970 said:

Every time you have a vehicular failure, KSP automatically posts a video of your doomed mission to the forum. 

Actually that would be pretty cool, if it posts it in a thread called “live ksp fails” lol

tho it may just be filled with millions of reverts

Edited April 24, 2021 by JcoolTheShipbuilder

[GuessingEveryDay]

On 4/22/2021 at 1:22 AM, Max von Kerman said:

Make a submarine that doubles as an aircraft and a rocket that can reach LKO

Spoiler

 

Oh. My suggestion? Uh...

Changing every K to a C?

[Souptime]

interstellar version

[Stormpilot]

KSP becomes cubic like Minecraft.

[kerbiloid]

Cubes become cylinders like Kerbals.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Add AA guns and other weaponry around the KSC ready to shoot down your rocket! Makes the game more realistic, just like back in the Great Kerbal War!