General Rarity Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 granted, but it is far too old to do anything effectively.I wish for an awesome GPU that is not a CPU. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Granted. You now own a GPU designed only for quantum computers, which would of course be completely incompatible with a conventional computer.I wish my laptop battery was a fully-shielded RTG powerful enough to run the computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Granted. The RTG contains 239Pu that is "shielded" by spherical layers of 238Uranium, Aluminium, and high explosives. The explosives go off, causing the 239Pu to release massive amounts of energy, probably a bit more than your laptop needed.I wish my krush didn't hate me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Your crush doesn't hate you. Your crush is entirely ambivalent about you. Aggressively ambivalent, in fact. I wish for a million-lumen flashlight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
K77LostNSpace Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Granted you now have a million Lumen Flashlights. That when all turned on at once is blinding. Now you live in a perpetual world of darkness.I wish for a lasting breath of fresh air. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Granted. You receive a jar of meta-oxygen molecules, which chemically react with other objects the same way as oxygen molecules, except for the fact that it CREATES an oxygen molecule when it chemically interacts.You expand rapidly when you breathe it in, and then die. The meta-oxygen molecule cloud continually spreads out and kills other humans.I wish that infinity was as puny as my toe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Wow, I think the meta-oxygen jar would make a superb SCP!Your toe has been inflated into four spatial dimensions, giving it infinite volume from a 3D perspective. Unfortunately, the inertia also exposes the rest of your 3-dimensional body to 4-dimensional space, which isn't very nice to the matter composing you.I wish this building had more pianos so I didn't have to wait for the one downstairs to free up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Granted. For every piano added, two pianists move in, too. Your wait time goes up exponentially, and you cannot hear your own music over all the others.I wish voting wasn't a matter of choosing the lesser evil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted September 11, 2014 Share Posted September 11, 2014 Granted. It's now choosing the one evil, because all other's are outlawed.I wish for a new idea in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. You turn into whackjob, and your computer melts.I wish that my computer melted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted September 12, 2014 Author Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. You drown in the puddle of molten metal, plastic, and silicon.I wish I had some cereal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. The cereal's prize is an antimatter bomb, which detonates right when you open the box.I wish that I knew Russian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 In Soviet Russia, Russian knows you!I wish for a stone with enough electrical charge to mill anything it touches. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrbitusII Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Not sure what you mean... have a Thunder Stone: No need to try and evolve your Eevee with it, it's totally defective.I wish I had a lot of Thunder Stones Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. They're electrically charged stones.When you try to sell them, they conduct so much electricity to the vendor that he turns to dust. Don't even bother trying to evolve an Eevee into anything but dust..I wish for version 0.9.7.2. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joshwoo70 Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted. ALL planets start to melt!I wish for freedom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Samniss Arandeen Posted September 12, 2014 Share Posted September 12, 2014 Granted, but you have absolute responsibility for everything that goes on ever.I wish, in this world run by extroverts, that being an introvert was easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LVL 9001 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 (edited) ` Edited February 7, 2021 by LVL 9001 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vexx32 Posted September 14, 2014 Author Share Posted September 14, 2014 Granted, but you are banned for spamming your thread in irrelevant places.I wish for some more books to read. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GreeningGalaxy Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 A mass of tentacles knocks squishily on your door and drops off a blackened, suspiciously-bound tome after accepting a signature made in your own blood. You try not to read the book, but it calls to you in your sleep, and one day you decide to take a peek and are immediately seized by Eldrich forces which compel you to read the entire book from start to finish. When your eyes are finally released from the last page, your hometown looks quite different than it did before...I wish being too hot didn't affect my health negatively. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Granted. You are now on fire.I wish for ultimate wisdom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Granted. It turns out that there's nothing left to know after what we know today.I wish for additional tree points. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nemrav Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 granted, the points on the tree branches are so pointy that you impale yourself (im not implying that ur dead, but you know, bad thing)I wish that people didn't get biased on topics where emotions typically run high..... (real wish, i get really agitated when trustworthy sources do it) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SelectHalfling0 Posted September 14, 2014 Share Posted September 14, 2014 Granted. They all become really grouchy and agitated instead.I wish for more NASA missions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted September 15, 2014 Share Posted September 15, 2014 Granted, they are all tiny cubesat missions.I wish for more manned missions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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