spacebrick3 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Granted. You get the million, but everyone else is so annoyed at not being the one to receive it that they storm your house to take it. I wish that my glasses were always clean. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Granted, but every other part of your life/death is now filthy. I wish that Hydra didn't infiltrate Shield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Granted, but Shield stops their crazy superhero business to become the worlds largest cultivator of this kind of hydra: Spoiler I wish for more time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blasty McBlastblast Posted May 24, 2016 Share Posted May 24, 2016 Granted! A truckload of thyme is delivered to your house every day for a month. I wish I could stop making terrible puns... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 (edited) Granted. I want them gone as much as you do. I wish that Jeb would frown in the face of danger for once! Edited May 25, 2016 by TopHeavy11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 Granted, but he dies and you cannot revive him ever again, and is therefore completely removed from the game. I wish that we could see exoplanets using current telescope technology... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 Granted. You see an un-stoppable alien armada coming towards Earth with an arrival date of July 5th. I wish @Astrofox would admit he's following me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matuchkin Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Granted, but another forum crash happens and you lose all your likes. I wish for a witch on a hitch in a ditch with a stitch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 27, 2016 Share Posted May 27, 2016 Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life listening to @Blasty McBlastblast's terrible puns. I wish for a thunderstorm instead of this pathetic drippy stuff, and a good drop in pressure so I can geek out over my barometer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Astrofox Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 On 5/26/2016 at 1:59 PM, TopHeavy11 said: Granted. You see an un-stoppable alien armada coming towards Earth with an arrival date of July 5th. I wish @Astrofox would admit he's following me. Yep. did that just now. @cubinator: Granted, but the air becomes so thin that nobody on Earth could breathe anymore, and therefore everyone dies. I wish that Adobe Photoshop was free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 (edited) Granted, but each image from Google Images costs $15 to view. As in, you don't know anything about what the image looks like until you've purchased viewing rights to it. Images on all other websites cost only $5 to view. I wish to be able to change the outcome of any historical event, and to be able to see the exact results of said change beforehand so that I can decide not to change the event if any results are undesirable. Edited May 28, 2016 by cubinator One annoying genie of a teacher has taught me to be spe-CI-fic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Granted, but all events from the year 1930 and to 1950 cannot be changed, and will play out identically. I wish that my video would upload to youtube properly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbalOmmex Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 It uploads but gets muted coz it has copyrighted music. I wish to be indestructible and all-powerful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 28, 2016 Share Posted May 28, 2016 Wish granted, but your puny human body can't withstand such power, so your organs, musles, bones, and mind vaporize, leaving you indestructible skin to wither and rot (sorry for the graphic image.) I wish that we would all play diep.io together. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ozymandias_the_Goat Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 granted, but we will crash the server in 5 seconds. I wish fewer people would be idiots.(None, preferably) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omegagoldfish Posted May 30, 2016 Share Posted May 30, 2016 2 hours ago, LetsGoToMars! said: granted, but we will crash the server in 5 seconds. I wish fewer people would be idiots.(None, preferably) Everyone ceases to exist. Nobody = no idiots. I wish for a spray that nullifies any smell, no matter how powerful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Jim Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 30 minutes ago, Omegagoldfish said: I wish for a spray that nullifies any smell, no matter how powerful. granted.... but unfortunately for you, your gas stove has just sprung a leak..... I wish a saucer full of Kerbals would land in my back yard later tonight.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Granted, but it's a Kerbal-style landing, so... I wish that @Just Jim would quit with all the tragedy in his novel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delfinus Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Granted, but all other stories become as tragic and heartbreaking as possible. I wish for the invention of an FTL drive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Granted. It will arrive in a short 99,999K Years. I wish that I was a telepath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you hear creepy stuff I wish I had finished my homework Edited May 31, 2016 by Q-ver KSP too late Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 On 27 de mayo de 2016 at 2:30 PM, cubinator said: Granted, but you have to spend the rest of your life listening to @Blasty McBlastblast's terrible puns. I wish for a thunderstorm instead of this pathetic drippy stuff, and a good drop in pressure so I can geek out over my barometer. That's a great pun-ishment Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted May 31, 2016 Share Posted May 31, 2016 Wish granted, but you forget to bring it to school the next day. I wish that paradoxes would be easily solvable. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 1 hour ago, TopHeavy11 said: Wish granted, but you forget to bring it to school the next day. I wish that paradoxes would be easily solvable. Yep, I forgot to bring it, 5 minutes later I saw you message -Granted, but everything not related with time travel gets impossible, that means it is impossible for,you to be alive, so you cannot travel in time and the paradox is no longer,solvable, so then you are alive, you solve the paradox but then you die again... I wish that we could travel at c (299,792.458 km/s) or light speed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted June 1, 2016 Share Posted June 1, 2016 Granted. The next thing we know, we're slamming into an anonymous planet in an anonymous galaxy on the other side of the universe. Thanks a bunch, Einstein! I wish Newtonian Mechanics was more correct than Special Relativity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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