Xd the great Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 10 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You get a decent pizza. It has fully decented your wallet, as you have spent your last cent for it. I wishfor a 2.2 m inflatable space balloon. Granted. But it pops and you fall down and become spazzed like a kerbal. I wish for a kerbal launch escape system. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireKerb Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 Now all your kerbals escape during launch through ejection seats. I wish for a dish-shaped fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted July 19, 2018 Share Posted July 19, 2018 you get a fish-shaped LSU dish. I wish I had a wish to wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boorang Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 granted, but you die of recursion. I wish I had an infinite number of adjectives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 On 7/14/2018 at 3:32 PM, RealKerbal3x said: Granted. It is the last ever release. I wish for a glass of milk. Good. I only play in 1.10.2 so.... yeah. You lose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbinchaser Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 @Fraston no wish, eh? I wish for a powerful PC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Lam Kerman Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 It's powerful. It makes powerful explosions. I wish for word soup from a Flat Earther. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireKerb Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 You get teleported to the flat-earther equivalent of the Jeb's Diner thread. I wish for some cheese-shaped Spoiler cheese-flavoured Spoiler cheese-coloured Spoiler cheese-smelling Spoiler cheese-looking Spoiler bananas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted July 21, 2018 Share Posted July 21, 2018 i got nothin'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Was it your wish or was it corrupted? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ho Lam Kerman Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 23 hours ago, FireKerb said: You get teleported to the flat-earther equivalent of the Jeb's Diner thread. The Flat Kerbin Society's annual dinner meeting at Jeb's diner? 23 hours ago, FireKerb said: I wish for some cheese-shaped Reveal hidden contents cheese-flavoured Reveal hidden contents cheese-coloured Reveal hidden contents cheese-smelling Reveal hidden contents cheese-looking Reveal hidden contents bananas. Granted. It smells like moldy, cheesy socks. I wish I was smarter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FireKerb Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 You now know how much food an anglerfish eats a day on average in kg. I wish to go to the place I am currently in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Granted. Spoiler I wish to begin the lunch asap to finish it asap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 You get pied. I wish to be better at kOS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RealKerbal3x Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 (edited) Granted. You get better at kOS but worse at everything else. I wish that 1.4.5 is the stable 1.4.x release. Edited July 22, 2018 by RealKerbal3x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Granted. 1.4.5 is LTS release. Others are nightbuilds with no warranty. I want to stand up and carry my plate to the kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted July 22, 2018 Share Posted July 22, 2018 Granted. Once you get to the kitchen, you drop your plate, sshhaatteerriinngg iitt.. Ii wwiisshh tthhaatt tthhee ccoommppuutteerr--ffiixxeerr ttoo ffiixx mmyy kkeeyyss oonn tthhee ccoommppuutteerr.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0111narwhalz Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Granted, but they wipe your hard disk and charge you for antiviris services. I wish for an SSTO cargo vessel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted July 24, 2018 Share Posted July 24, 2018 Yes. You get a Second Stage To Oblivion. The First Stage is to small to get to orbit. So you get sent to Oblivion. I wish to download the SSTU part pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kernel Kraken Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 You accidentally download the sthu part pack. (Shut the heck up) Your mouth is sewn shut and you cannot talk. I wish he had download the correct part pack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 He did, but out of sheer excitement he spilled water on his computer. Now it's broken. I wish there were flying sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted July 26, 2018 Share Posted July 26, 2018 They proceed to eat every fish and big on the planet, thereby clearing the way for starving spiders to take over Earth Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) wish not found I wish for immortality Edited August 2, 2018 by Guest Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Human Person Posted August 2, 2018 Share Posted August 2, 2018 (edited) Granted. We hope the heat death of the universe won‘t be too boring for you. I wish for a quick and painless death at a time of my choosing. Edited August 2, 2018 by Human Person Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 3, 2018 Share Posted August 3, 2018 Granted. A platoon aims at you while you are standing near the cliff edge. I wish to be able to relocate my personality into any object on my choice. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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