Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[chobit-389]

Granted, but it's based on my tech and I have the kill switch. And when I say kill switch, I mean it.

I wish for more Bach

[LeonG17]

Granted, you get crushed under the weight of all of it.

I wish I didn't have 3 exams today.

[LaydeeDem]

Granted. You now have FOUR!

I wish I didn't have to go to school today. Why go? Finals start tomorrow.

[Rockcoole]

Granted. Since you don't show up you fail exams.

I wish that my exams where over already. They started a week ago.

[satcharna]

Granted, but because you didn't go to the rest of them, you failed spectacularly.

I wish airlocks in films wouldn't be so easy to open.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted. They can't be opened anymore.

I wish for more awesomeness.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it all gets diverted to a rather awesome rock, making it even more awesome.

I wish that the Empire had knew about the exhaust port weakness on the Death Star, and had boarded the opening up with some plywood or something.

[LeonG17]

Granted, the torpedoes pass through the plywood.

I wish chobit would back up her fleet with scientific evidence.

[redwolfy]

Granted but you don't understand any of it

I wish I didn't have any exams this week

[LeonG17]

Granted, you fail your exams.

I wish to understand chobit and her scientific evidence.

[satcharna]

Granted, but you become me.

I wish for MORE THRUST.

[POTKC]

Granted, but you lose that trust when Chobit kils you buy drowning you in molten Toblerones.

I wish I had a perfect muffin. Good luck with corrupting this one.

[LeonG17]

Granted, its my idea of a perfect muffin.

I wish my cat wouldn't attack me when I'm stroking him.

[Flixxbeatz]

Granted, but the muffin was too perfect that your head exploded when you've tasted it.

Ugh, sniped. Hmm granted. Your cat now kills you instantly the moment you stroke it.

I wish I can memorize the value of pi to a million digits.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you have no room for anything else in your head.

I wish that we have more fun discussion in the off topic forum.

[Agent30632]

Granted. It's a 3yo's idea of "fun"

I wish for 0.20 to come out already. I WANT DEM MINING PARTZ

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it doesn't have any mining parts, or resources for that matter, because Squad has now axed those features and banned them from ever being mentioned again. You may have wanted mining parts, but you never included it in your wish

I wish for a Hershey's chocolate bar.

Edited May 20, 2013 by (An Original Name)

[LeonG17]

Granted, I sabotage it with a small Tsar Bomba.

I wish that chobit will come online.

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, but it is her evil clone.

I wish that I had ice in liquid form.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you get water along with arsenic.

I wish that the UK would invest in space exploration.

[The Jedi Master]

Granted. Have you SEEN the British deficit? The UK runs out of money, and falls into anarchy.

I wish I could land on Laythe.

[LeonG17]

Granted, you land in the water.

I wish the UK would have decent politicians that can sort out the economy so we can invest in space and Skylon.

[Designer225]

Granted. UK have politicians sooo decent that they decided to suggest all European Union countries to use Pounds...

I wish that SKYLON is a stub...

[(An Original Name)]

Granted, it's Wikipedia article is now a stub.

I wish that worms were made out of gummy substances.

[The Jedi Master]

Granted, it's Wikipedia article is now a stub.

I wish that worms were made out of gummy substances.

Granted. Ever watch "The Blob"?

I wish for GLOBAL NUCLEAR WAR. (trolololololol...)