Satellitefanatic Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 (edited) Granted, an obj file of a kerbal is placed in a hidden directory that is concealed deep within your computer, you find it, but the .obj file is encrypted. I wish for more KSP mods Edited February 12, 2020 by Satellitefanatic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 Granted. Squad hires additional moderators for every forum thread. I wish for Kerbal Alarm Clock in plastic and metal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 (edited) 9 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. Squad hires additional moderators for every forum thread. I wish for Kerbal Alarm Clock in plastic and metal. granted. you now have a green alarm clock made of plastic and metal, but instead of ringing, it screams, 24/7. I wish for the ability to pause and unpause time whenever I like. when I pause time, my body still works, and I can still move and think, and any object that I want to be in the same state as i am in when I pause time will be in the same state as i am in when I pause time. If the object requires energy to function, then it will get sufficient energy to do what i want it to do, including my brain and body (now I can play games and see the aliens in area 51). light however would not be affected by my time pausation and will continue moving, and any source of light will continue to produce light when time is the paused (i don't know how, just do). Edited February 12, 2020 by Dirkidirk no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 12, 2020 Share Posted February 12, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dirkidirk said: granted. you now have a green alarm clock made of plastic and metal, but instead of ringing, it screams, 24/7. FYI, Kerbals have 6 hours in a day, not 24. P.S. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Nerd Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Granted, you laughed to death. I wish for a kerbiloid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Partially granted, as kerbiloid is a fictional creature. Once it gets materialized, the reality gets blurry. I wish the youtube downloader could download any youtube. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 (edited) 6 hours ago, Space Nerd said: Granted, you laughed to death. how? did you grant kerbiloid's non-existent wish instead of my existing wish? 2 hours ago, kerbiloid said: I wish the youtube downloader could download any youtube. granted. you can now download any youtube from any timeline, but you can't know or chose which universe it came from. the third one you download contains some... disturbing content, a lot of it. I wish for the ability to pause and unpause time whenever I like. when I pause time, my body still works, and I can still move and think, and any object that I want to be in the same state as i am in when I pause time will be in the same state as i am in when I pause time. If the object requires energy to function, then it will get sufficient energy to do what i want it to do, including my brain and body (now I can play games and see the aliens in area 51). light however would not be affected by my time pausation and will continue moving, and any source of light will continue to produce light when time is the paused (i don't know how, just do). Edited February 13, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Spoiler 4 minutes ago, Dirkidirk said: the third one you download contains some... disturbing content, a lot of it. I know that universe! Aborigenes call it Earth. 7 minutes ago, Dirkidirk said: I wish for the ability to pause and unpause time whenever I like. when I pause time, my body still works, and I can still move and think, and any object that I want to be in the same state as i am in when I pause time will be in the same state as i am in when I pause time. If the object requires energy to function, then it will get sufficient energy to do what i want it to do, including my brain and body (now I can play games and see the aliens in area 51). light however would not be affected by my time pausation and will continue moving, and any source of light will continue to produce light when time is the paused (i don't know how, just do). Granted. You are now a background NPC in an East Asian MMORPG paused every five minutes due to lags. I wish you can read hieroglyphs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 (edited) 24 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: I wish you can read hieroglyphs. granted. I can now read hieroglyphs! I wish for a perfectly safe to eat peanut butter and jelly sandwich. the sandwich itself is identical to any other peanut butter and jelly sandwich I ate before (all of them were safe), and the mass of the sandwich is perfectly safe to consume, absorb and turn into waste, and any waste made of the sandwich that I produce will disappear, and it's volume will be replaced by air (once it left the anus and dropped into the toilet), and the disappearance of the waste will not break the universe or affect anything/anyone else in a way I perceive as negative. the consumption of the sandwich will also not affect me or anything/anyone else in a way i perceive as negative, and the sandwich existing cannot affect me or anything/anyone else in a way i perceive as negative. and nothing can affect the sandwich with the intent (except for me) to eat it before I eat it, nothing can poison it, nothing can ruin it, and when it is consumed it tastes the good. Edited February 13, 2020 by Dirkidirk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Arcitect Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Granted, you got robbed soon after, just remember: correlation does not equal causation. I wish for a ksp 2 that has GP2 and GP3. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted February 13, 2020 Share Posted February 13, 2020 Granted, but why do you want racing in KSP2? I'm uncreative, so I'd like to wish for a wish. I don't even know how many times I've done this before. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Space Nerd Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 8 hours ago, Dirkidirk said: how? did you grant kerbiloid's non-existent wish instead of my existing wish? I thought the "lol" was kerbiloid's wish. Granted, but your wishes always ruin your life. I wish for the ability to pause and unpause time whenever I like. when I pause time, my body still works, and I can still move and think, and any object that I want to be in the same state as i am in when I pause time will be in the same state as i am in when I pause time. If the object requires energy to function, then it will get sufficient energy to do what i want it to do, including my brain and body (now I can play games and see the aliens in area 51). light however would not be affected by my time pausation and will continue moving, and any source of light will continue to produce light when time is the paused (i don't know how, just do). And myself is not virtual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Granted. But you are orbiting around a neutron star, having no objects in proximity and not enough delta-V to escape. I wish for internal stackoverflow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 10 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. But you are orbiting around a neutron star, having no objects in proximity and not enough delta-V to escape. I wish for internal stackoverflow. granted. 'stacks' appear in your body, and overflow I wish for a nice thing Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2020 Share Posted February 14, 2020 Granted. You are now able to pronounce "th" correctly, and your "th"'ing sounds nice. I wish now you can into "dh", too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JERONIMO Posted February 24, 2020 Share Posted February 24, 2020 Granted, doodoo head I wish to for a job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted March 7, 2020 Share Posted March 7, 2020 Granted, it’s a job where you have to slowly drill a hole into the Aeris 4A with an Aerodynamic Nosecone. i wish Engineer had more secondaries. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Granted. Engineer has two students having their labor practice and now must herd them. I wish he's paid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoidCosmos Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Granted. He is paid with 50000 chocolate coin! (Diabetes!) I wish I had a planet of my own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 (edited) Granted. You have left the Earth's SOI and now you are a planet of your own. Just get spherical to complete the condition of hydrostatic shape. I wish I hadn't press "Submit" before typing the wish. Edited March 8, 2020 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
linuxgurugamer Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Granted! Now you get to do it all over again. I wish for success Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VoidSquid Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 Granted! People will remember you as one of the most successful KSP modders. I wish people would have more common sense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, VoidSquid said: Granted! People will remember you as one of the most successful KSP modders. I wish people would have more common sense. Granted. But you now have none as it was sucked from you. I wish that this wish doesn't change anything, like birthday wishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arco123 Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 (edited) 1 hour ago, Dirkidirk said: Granted. But you now have none as it was sucked from you. I wish that this wish doesn't change anything, like birthday wishes. Granted, your wish changes it so birthday wishes change something. I wish for a Big Awesome Extreme 1999 Extra hamburger. Edited March 8, 2020 by Arco123 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dirkidirk Posted March 8, 2020 Share Posted March 8, 2020 2 minutes ago, Arco123 said: Granted, your wish changes it so birthday wishes change something. I wish for a Big Awesome Extreme 1999 Extra hamburger. Granted. I don't know what that is though, so i'm just gonna give you an extreme hamburger, 1999 light years wide. I recommend getting in an ftl ship before it arrives. I wish for memes. Spoiler 6 minutes ago, Arco123 said: Granted, your wish changes it so birthday wishes change something. How is that undesira- oh, it's for everyone isn't it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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