RealKerbal3x Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Granted. (please ignore that it's two feet) I wish Kerbal Alarm Clock was implemented in the stock game. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misguided Kerbal Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Granted. There is no snooze button. I wish for Kerbals to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 (edited) Granted. Kerbals are. *** (ninja'd. Replied to @adsii1970 on the "a foot of snow" wish) Overgranted. Spoiler (Ninja'd twice) https://www.villagewellness.net/blog/2-feet-of-snow 1 hour ago, adsii1970 said: would be kidnapped by a bunch of My Little Pony fans and subjected to watching Teletubbies with them for the rest of the day. I wish I've never read such speech of hate... Edited February 2, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Granted. Instead of reading it, you get to hear it. On repeat. For eternity. I wish to buried in an avalanche of chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 (edited) Granted. Hired. Spoiler I wish Willy Wonka is happy now. Edited February 2, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 (edited) he is happy because he ate an Oompa loompa. It tasted good I wish for maor snow Edited February 2, 2021 by Spaceman.Spiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 54 minutes ago, Spaceman.Spiff said: I wish for maor snow You get hit by a 504.2km wide snowball flying at about 14,200 m/s, which releases about 1.8 septillion joules of energy and ends all life on earth... I wish there were more rocket launches to low Earth orbit Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 13 minutes ago, JcoolTheShipbuilder said: 1.8 septillion joules of energy and ends all life on earth sick 13 minutes ago, JcoolTheShipbuilder said: I wish there were more rocket launches to low Earth orbit The company, Moore LTD, launches their first rocket into LEO. It hits the ISS, creating Kessler Syndrome, and destroying 99% of LEO satellites. Technically there are more satellites now though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 (You've been so impressed that forgot to make a wish.) I wish the Kessler Syndrome to be cured. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Every atom of every piece of orbital debris explodes with the force of a Tsar Bomba I wish for kerbals to have superpowers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 2, 2021 Share Posted February 2, 2021 Granted. The Kerbal superpower is equal to Kerbal superforce * Kerbal supervelocity. In superwatts. I wish for the KSP and Oolite hybrid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 7 hours ago, Spaceman.Spiff said: he is happy because he ate an Oompa loompa. It tasted good I wish for maor snow Banned for misspelling moar! Crud, wrong game... You wake up tomorrow to discover your home is now on the Antarctic ice shelf! I wish I had a 70% dark chocolate bar... Of either the Swiss or Herman variety. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 (edited) Granted. You get the chocolate bar. I take it and eat it in front of you. Mmmmmmmm. I wish for another cookie. I just ate one and I want another. Edited February 3, 2021 by Spaceman.Spiff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Granted. You have 10 new advertisement cookies in your browser. 2 hours ago, adsii1970 said: I wish I had a 70% dark chocolate bar... Of either the Swiss or Herman variety. Granted. You're now a bartender in a chocolate bar. Of the Kerman Kermann variety. *** I wish for the Greater Good. I mean, all goods should be greater. Even the cheap ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Granted, but the amount of greater the goods become is so marginal as to not be noticeable by anyone. I wish for pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 It’s pineapple pizza i wish for cheese pizza Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 its blue cheese with extra mold on it. I wish for SN10 to explode Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 It doesn’t, but a raptor engine falls off before it’s static fire somehow I wish a random wish that the next person has no idea what it is, but ok it’s for finding life on titan lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 every atom in the universe becomes a black hole. Some quantum-y happens and then other stuff happens. I wish no Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, JcoolTheShipbuilder said: It’s pineapple pizza I actually love pineapple on pizza, so this suits me fine! 33 minutes ago, Spaceman.Spiff said: I wish no Granted. You get to know nothing. I wish for every living human being to be buried under a pile of gold coins that would crush elephants. Edited February 3, 2021 by Popestar Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 (edited) Granted. If assume the Earth surface is a ceiling, there is a whole core full of gold above us. (ninja'd)Granted. You're no.45987436. I wish for a quick breakthrough right now, immediately. Edited February 3, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 Granted. Your Verditius magus has a Breakthrough in the first season of experimenting a new device design. Unfortunately, the Breakthrough is followed by a Disaster, blowing up the lab and him in it. I wish I could find a game of Ars Magica 5E to join, and that said game is good, interesting, and long lasting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 (edited) Granted. And soon you realise that Europe of XII cent. was not the best place for ars magica. After the requested minor quick breakthrough has been succeeded irl, my next wish is simple: IN WIS until the post-midnight pre-dawn. Then I go sleep. Edited February 3, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popestar Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Granted, even though I have no idea what the last half of that wish is. But, you never get it because you die before the breakthrough happens in real life. I wish to understand the last half of the previous wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JcoolTheShipbuilder Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 you know only understand the last half and not the first half I wish no planet pack has broken normal maps ever again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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