Lewie Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted. But they are all mini eye of Saurons I wish for a kitten Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) Granted, it sits on you and chokes you in your sleep. I wish for Canada to be larger. Edited February 14, 2021 by STORMPILOTkerbalkind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lewie Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) Granted. Canada has taken over the world. I wish for a Tesla Edited February 14, 2021 by Lewie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDJ Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 26 minutes ago, Lewie said: Granted. Canada has taken over the world. I wish for a Tesla Granted. It's yours for free, but the battery is separate, and the same price as the car. I wish for............omnipotence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerbat Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 (edited) you have become a human magnet with a force equal to 1 T (one tesla, tesla is a unit for magnetic fields, the name of the car came from that), and now you are stuck with ( )magnetic objects for the rest of your live. (1 T is a too strong attraction force to pull away by hand). i wish for 1 million subscribers on my youtube well, we have a problem. we both reacted at the same time... who's reaction do we continue with? Edited February 14, 2021 by minerbat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted, it ends up being all fake accounts. You never get a gold play button. I wish that Star Wars movie IX was better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDJ Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 2 minutes ago, minerbat said: well, we have a problem. we both reacted at the same time... who's reaction do we continue with? Not really important.....as long as I am granted omnipotence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 24 minutes ago, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said: I wish that Star Wars movie IX was better. Granted. It is now better, but completely unrecognizable as Star Wars. 24 minutes ago, GDJ said: granted omnipotence Granted. There is now infinite chemical potential energy in your body, and you explode taking out the universe with you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerbat Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 because you didn't add a new wish, i will so that the chain of wishes that we accidentally broke get started again. i wish to become an astronaut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted, you get stuck on Mars and live there forever. I wish that Earth had a second moon like Kerbin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerbat Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 granted, the gravity of the real moon destabilizes the second one and it comes crashing down i wish the iss will never be deorbited and just upgraded with new modules forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted. In XXV cent. it becomes the first spacelift. Due to old modules hanging down. I wish they hadn't hit the Mir/Spectrum with Progress. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 14, 2021 Share Posted February 14, 2021 Granted, Mir never progressed and remained a single module, leading to no ISS for reasons I wish for less schoolwork Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) Granted, you get less schoolwork this week. The next week you get buried in assignments. I wish for a backup copy of my aerospike model. (See the "Let's make this the Megathread!" thread to see what I'm talking about) Edited February 15, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman punctuation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spaceman.Spiff Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Granted. Your brother deletes it again. I wish for pumpkins Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 1 hour ago, Spaceman.Spiff said: I wish for pumpkins Granted, they hate you, and eat you. I wish for KSP’s two DLC’s to be free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OrdinaryKerman Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) 7 minutes ago, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said: KSP’s two DLC’s to be free Granted. Making History and Breaking Ground are now free, but the good stuff (robotics, the mission builder, propellers) is shifted to a third DLC, Making Ground, that costs the same as the base game. I wish for a new phone (but still keeping my old one) Edited February 15, 2021 by OrdinaryKerman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormpilot Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) Granted. It’s a leapfrog phone for 2 year olds. Oh, and a frog breaks into your house and eats your old phone. I wish I could successfully reaclumate myself to the baffling reality of conscious experience. Edited February 15, 2021 by STORMPILOTkerbalkind Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerbat Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 3 hours ago, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said: I wish I could successfully reaclumate myself to the baffling reality of conscious experience. sorry, i don't know what you mean with that. english is not my native language. someone else will have to grant you that wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) 4 hours ago, STORMPILOTkerbalkind said: I wish I could successfully reaclumate myself to the baffling reality of conscious experience. Granted. You really realize that what you were seeing is the real reality. I wish the horrible 1 mm thick snow cover outside melts. Edited February 15, 2021 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
minerbat Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 granted. 1 mm of surface material of the earth melts/smelts, even if it is not snow. i wish ksp is a good optimised game and it didn't have lag and kraken attacks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HyperDraco Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) Granted, you have opened your eyes and seen real life. I wish for some kebabs. Edited February 15, 2021 by HyperDraco Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Partially granted. You come to the diner and ask for "Kebab, please."... ... and hear in response: "If you just could know, KSP fans, how have you gotten me with all these K-words! Can't you please call it without K, a cebab". I wish for Koca-Kola. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlamoVampire Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 Granted but you are physically incapable of drinking it. I have 2 wishes, one is a real wish so that it enters the universe at large, the second one is for the game. Please only corrupt wish 2 as wish 1 is a serious real world wish. 1. I have not had power at my house for 90 minutes now, its the 4th power failure tonight. It is currently 10 degrees F with a real feel of 1 degree F and the wind is blowing. I wish my cities power company would hurry up and restore power. Power went down around 0423 and as I type its 0551. The next wish is for the thread. 2. I wish for stronger joints on rockets. 055202152021 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hotel26 Posted February 15, 2021 Share Posted February 15, 2021 (edited) 14 minutes ago, AlamoVampire said: I wish for stronger joints on rockets This requires greater energy for manufacturing. Granted. Now the sun shines 24 hours a day in your country and the wind speed never diminishes below 32 km/h. The tides have also picked up, so there is some risk of flooding in the lowlands. Now you have all the electricity you need. Oh yeah, I wish I could be 2 microns tall in order to do as I please and escape attention. Edited February 15, 2021 by Hotel26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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