Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[JB182]

ill corrupted it!!!!!!!!! bzzzzzbzzzzzzzbzzzzzzzzzzz

i wish i corrupted

10 hours ago, kerbiloid said:

I wish for 4d printer to print back in time.

the printer broke the spacetime and kerbin time. everytime! also the destroyed DE WORLD!

[Wizard Kerbal]

On 4/19/2021 at 8:53 PM, JB182 said:

I wish I corrupted

Granted. Now your arm’s bone structure is fundamentally wrong.

I wish JB182 would speak normally.

[ZinkBot]

What is normal?

I wish Kerbal was real life

[bobjonesisthebest:D]

either every inspired astronaut dies a horrible death, or safety prevails,

 

I wish it wasn't ALLAYS *redacted* CLOUDY

[JB182]

the *redacted* is deleted

i wish for a car, that burn

[OrdinaryKerman]

17 minutes ago, JB182 said:

the *redacted* is deleted

i wish for a car, that burn

The car burns. It burns you.

I wish SQUAD would add more bigger and smaller wings to stock KSP, so 0.625m planes can look nice more easily and big planes don't need to use Big-S wings inboard of the "FAT"-455

[JB182]

but the wing broke when it reaches 0.5 m/s

i wish coconut is black

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

it’s brown

 

i wish that 3d printers could print any objects in under an hour

[ZinkBot]

Now they can. But they never turn out right.
https://www.google.com/search?q=messed+up+3d+print&client=safari&rls=en&sxsrf=ALeKk02uhZT6diAK0TBr4MPQFWDDsNUM7w:1619107313140&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=UdQkGdoam8c1EM%2C02UblRGoUmyKNM%2C_&vet=1&usg=AI4_-kTa0NXsbHEweub5maIge7FgPxDoMQ&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjZuYLinJLwAhXPv54KHRjiDrAQ9QF6BAgJEAE#imgrc=UdQkGdoam8c1EM

I wish for restock to be stock

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now you want an Unstock mod.

I wish to stock the stock.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

Now the stock parts in the stock game have a limited stock, so you can no longer make big ships!

 

I wish for an economy in ksp

[JB182]

you... errmmmm... its a bit hard u kno... u bankrpt

i wish for a fur

[Spaceman.Spiff]

granted. You now have fur but it always smells. 
I wish for that raccoon to go away

[Stormpilot]

Granted. He accidentally activates a nuke and makes your house/ town go big blammo kblammo bomm boom kablooey! 
 

I wish for more Calvin and Hobbes strips from Bill Watterson.

[SpaceFace545]

Oh you get more Calvin and Hobbes but later it will be revealed that Hobbes is a furry.

I want infinite coconut water.

[Stormpilot]

25 minutes ago, SpaceFace545 said:

 but later it will be revealed that Hobbes is a furry.

Ok now I’m just scared.

You get so much Coco water that you drown yourself and die.

I wish for my computer to actually work more than 50% of the time.

[SpaceFace545]

You computer ends up working 100% of the time but your prior lack of screen time sucks you in and you never leave it.

[Stormpilot]

Did not make a wish. So I will.

I wish for a massive bowl of ice cream.

[JB182]

but the ice cream melted

i wish i had earth that i could swallow

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get turned in a swallow and start living in a huts of dirt and hunting insects.

I wish KSP had trees to cut, like in Minecraft.

[JB182]

but ksp turned into minecraft and every tree you cut, 100.000 kerbal dies in the astronout complex

i wish jet engine could warp

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The jet engine can warp.
While the time can't.

I wish for the warp wrap.

[JcoolTheShipbuilder]

You get “Into The Warp”‘ed and you get warped far far into the future past when the parent star dies and you are in a binary sys- ok that’s literally the plot of it

 

i wish for a stable warp that doesn’t involve time travel on the scale of stellar lifetimes

[Spaceman.Spiff]

Granted. The warp is at 1.00001c

I wish for this dumb class to end.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Your dumb class is dismissed, and you join another one, even dumber.

I wish to continue.