ColdJ Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 (edited) Granted: Somebody immediately start trying every different way they can think of to turn you into a puff of smoke. I wish to just watch safely. I wished not to start a new page, I should have known better. Edited March 3, 2022 by ColdJ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Granted. When you fell asleep, you get crashed by a SpaceX rocket. I wish a girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Your wish is hard to curse, true love is what I adore! I wish for easter eggs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 No bunnys allowed. I wish a Jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerb24 Posted March 3, 2022 Share Posted March 3, 2022 Jeb crashes a rocket into your house. I wish I had more time to do stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 (edited) Granted. You receive more time to do stuff. However this come at the price of more tasks being delegated to you. Good luck, friend. I wish to have fewer responsibilities. Edited March 4, 2022 by Exploro Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 4, 2022 Share Posted March 4, 2022 Granted: You are put into suspended animation. I wish I could tell which way the faces were pointing in the editor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted. But you are blind. I wish a ICBM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 Granted: Your behind is very cold. I wish for more space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 5, 2022 Share Posted March 5, 2022 You get the expansion of the Universe. It gets so fast that some of the Universe are locked forever, never to be seen. I wish for more cat food for my cat Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Granted: You get a years worth of cat food and then realise you have a small fluffy dog. I wish I could get the sound right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Granted. The sound is right from your point of view. It couldn't be worse for everyone else l, though. I wish my shirt was blue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Granted. Your shirt was painted blue by a naughty boy. I wish I can have a better computer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 You got a better man, not a computer. Spoiler SOMETIMES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I CAN FEEL YOU AGAINNNN I wish I can sing better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Granted: Waiting, watching the clock It's four o'clock It's got to stop Tell him "Take no more" She practices her speech as he opens the door She rolls over Pretends to sleep as he looks her over She lies and says she's in love with him Can't find a better man She dreams in color, she dreams in red Can't find a better man Can't find a better man Can't find a better man Oh Talking to herself "There's no one else who needs to know" She tells herself Memories back when she was bold and strong And waiting for the world to come along Swears she knew him, now she swears he's gone She lies and says she's in love with him Can't find a better man She dreams in color, she dreams in red Can't find a better man She lies and says she still loves him Can't find a better man She dreams in color, she dreams in red Can't find a better man Can't find a better man Can't find a better man She loved him, yeah She don't want to leave this way She feeds him, yeah That's why she'll be back again Can't find a better man (Can't find a better man) Can't find a better man (Can't find a better man) Can't find a better man (Can't find a better man) Can't find a better man I wish that worse is better and better is worse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 6, 2022 Share Posted March 6, 2022 Granted. You are made of Gold. I wish a Starship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scarecrow71 Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Granted. And nothing happens because you didn't actually wish for anything to happen. You wished a starship...and then gave no verb. I wish the KSC was a real place that we could tour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Granted: You walk around and find that none of the doors work, that they are in fact just painted on and the whole thing is just a cardboard set. I wish you could walk a Kerbal up to a door, open it and walk inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admiral Fluffy Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Granted, but it happens so fast you can't see it. I wish for world peace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Granted: You get a pet rock. (It is a piece of the world.) I wish a Llama. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Granted. You installed WinAmp. I wish the VLC native view was not so ugly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 7, 2022 Share Posted March 7, 2022 Granted. Wait! What is a VLC? I wish a girlfriend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Granted: After you stop referencing anything to do with death and destruction for 1 year you will find a girl who will be your friend. VLC is a software media player that lets you play many formats. Last I knew it was a nasty orange colour. I wish that you do and get a girlfriend in a year. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abel Military Services Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 Thanks. But I love destruction. I wish a GU installed on my computer. (It's not on CKAN!) @Kerbal ProductionsGo and tell the guy to add it on CKAN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kerbal Productions Posted March 8, 2022 Share Posted March 8, 2022 2 hours ago, Abel101126 said: @Kerbal ProductionsGo and tell the guy to add it on CKAN. Oh lord, he's angry. (it's a modular mod, unlike others, its systems are separated. It's like buying chicken - you choose what you want.) I wish you understand why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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