Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[ColdJ]

Granted: Now the stock game without mods takes an hour to load up.

I wish for more positivity.

I am positive that this is a new page.

Edited May 18, 2022 by ColdJ

[kerbiloid]

Granted. The magnetosphere disappears and you get under the positive particle wind from the Sun.

I wish spoons could stick to the magnetosphere and fly up.

[Exploro]

Granted. And congratulations! With your spoon in hand, you are recreating Gene Starwind's prison escape from the Outlaw Star episode "Gravity Jailbreak" , surfing upward along the magnetic field lines. That being said, there is no ship waiting at high altitude to rescue you before you fly out into the inky void of space.

Since we've touch on anime and it is my turn to make a wish, I wish for a collection of Patlabor scale model kits.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You watched it on a small smartphone so the scale of the models is very small.

I wish to know what the perfect character build for Underrail is?

[CFYL]

Granted: you can know it from nowhere by asking King of nowhere.

I wish to know what is Balsa on spacedock.

[kerbiloid]

A tree to make another mod

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Where is a Kerbal wind surfing mod?

[ColdJ]

Granted: The parachute is replaced with a sailboard.

I wish to focus.

[kerbiloid]

Granted twice. You are now an ellipse.

I wish for a Big Klein Bottle of Pepsi-Cola.

[ColdJ]

Granted: The taste is shocking.

I wish for an ultra capacitor.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have a lot of caps now.

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I wish quora wasn't limited with one question at once, to avoid excessive googling.

[Nazalassa]

Granted, it is now capped to zero question at once.

I wish Kerbals existed in 1723.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Not burned as witches, but hanged as spies.

I wish for the design project of Pyramids.

[Nazalassa]

Granted, it's hidden somewhere among the digits of pie

I wish I had a π

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You bought a glass of Pi-Psi Cola.

I wish for math.

[Nazalassa]

Granted. For your next trig test you have to find out the volume of an icosahedron.

I wish I had some pie.

[Ben J. Kerman]

Granted, you have a 3.141592 mm diameter apple pie.

I wish my computer was faster.

[Ryaja]

Granted, it gets hotter than the core of the sun in 0.0001 seconds and turns all air around it into plasma.

I wish for the ability to go to space in a human rated starship.

Edited May 24, 2022 by Ryaja

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Aliens invade and grab you into the space barge labelled "Humans only".

I wish for a space barge.

[ColdJ]

Granted: An Alien pushes it's way into your house and starts watching TV.

I wish for something nice.

[kerbiloid]

Granted.

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I wish you don't read this in "2 U" style.

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[Nazalassa]

Granted. Now you get to Clermont-Ferrand.

I wish I had some kind of rocket.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You bought Cola and Mentos.

I wish they were selling Mentos Cola monopropellant.

[ColdJ]

Granted: Now everything is really sticky, also the entire tank lasts 2 seconds.

I wish for clean, renewable energy.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You have bought an elephant an washed it.

I wish for a wind powerplant with photovoltaic blades.

[Watermel00n]

Granted, but it's on the moon.

I wish for a hat.