Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, they are the size of protons.

i wish for all the world to switch all exterior lights to blue hues.

020503222023

oo new page!

Edited March 22, 2023 by AlamoVampire

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. 

I wish for BERRYMAN-LANGFORD MEMETIC KILL AGENT

[Exploro]

Granted. It becomes the latest flavor of Ben and Jerry's Ice Cream and becomes a popular success. You get one free tub for the idea, but shall never see a dime of the profits.

I wish for an airfoil.

[ColdJ]

Granted: You invent "Air Fencing", which is like "Air Guitar" but instead you duel with Air Foils.

I wish to learn and recall.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You get a total recall.

Spoiler

I wish to know all physical experiments of XIX century.

Edited March 28, 2023 by kerbiloid

[kerbalcommander563]

Granted, but you die after a few seconds.


I wish I could time travel.
 

[AlamoVampire]

Granted. You go back in time so far that you loop back to the instant you left. No matter which way you go, your arrival is the instant you depart.

i wish i was a was that could be a was so hard it never was.

192404012023

[Abel Military Services]

(Ninja'd)Granted.  You become a "was" in a book on a sunken ship. 

I wish for a fully operational SCP-2000

[kerbiloid]

Granted. GLaDOS will call you.

I wish for a cloudy day.

[kerbalcommander563]

Granted, but it becomes a thunderstorm,  and you het struck by lightning.


I wish for a cookie.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You got some useless data. 

I wish for a second April Fool

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted ot is on the 30th of April 

I wish for ship 24 and booster 7 to launch 

Is that to much to ask 

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But the booster crashed on the launchpad. Vanguard moment. 

I wish for an atmosphere-optimized NTR. 

Edited April 5, 2023 by Abel Military Services

[Exploro]

Granted. On the one hand, atmospherically optimized NTR's expand humanities space-faring horizons. However, I hope you have a lead-lined rain coat and galoshes when going out into a radioactive rainstorm.

I wish a new computer.

Edited April 6, 2023 by Exploro

[kerbalcommander563]

Granted, but as soon as you have spent 1 minute, it explodes.

 

I wish for KSP to be real.

[kerbiloid]

Granted. You are a Kerbal. Now wish for your computer keeps being on.

I wish for lptputer. It's like a COM-puter, but LPT-puter.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted but a supersonic detonation occurs 

I wish for BDB to add modern mars missions s7ch as percyrover ect

[kerbalcommander563]

Granted, but it becomes a full scale war, and enters the real world.




I wish my computer would stay on.

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted it instantly explodes 

I wish for booster 9 to caught bybthe chopsticks

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. You pay 500 million to purchase the "chopsticks" from china. 

I wish for RSS/RO

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted it is real slim shady and real overhead 

I wish for a unsuccessful OFT 

 

 

 

UNO reverse

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. But every other player gives you a +2 card. Now you have 10 cards! 

I wish for a reaper leviathan-proof Seamoth. 

[kspbutitscursed]

Granted it turn into leviathan seamoth 

I wish for the starship FAA licence 

[kerbiloid]

Granted. Now you may drive Enterprise.

I wish for a flashlight photon rocket.

[Abel Military Services]

Granted. It has crappy thrust and ridiculous efficiency. Unfortunately, it can only burn for 10 sec. 

I wish for a bigger seamoth.