Make a wish... and have it horribly corrupted!

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you get more slow

i wish for tine dilation

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Edited August 19, 2023 by AlamoVampire

[ColdJ]

Ouch! Ok then. Granted: You get a fork in your eye.

I wish you hadn't wished that.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, you wished it!

i wish for tiMe dilation this tiMe

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[ColdJ]

Granted: Me, that is to say You, get TIed up.

I wish to go have a rest now.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you take sleeping beautys place

i wish anyone would add to lets count

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[ColdJ]

Granted: You did.

I wish to get out of funk town.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you end up in attempted theft town.

i wish to be understood

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Edited August 19, 2023 by AlamoVampire

[kerbalcommander563]

Granted. Aliens understand you but you don't speak their language.


I wish for kerbals to land on planet Earth.

[TwoCalories]

Granted. They brought the Kraken with them, in all of its forms.

I wish to walk upon the Moon, and gaze upon our beautiful home planet from its desolate lifeless surface.

[Aerodynamic Kerbal]

Granted. You can't return because you messed up staging.

I wish to be the first person on Mars

[TwoCalories]

Granted. You are the first colonist on Mars, meaning you can't come back.

I wish to see Saturn and its magnificent rings, as well as all of its glorious moons.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted you buy a 10,000$ telescope but go broke buying it. Enjoy the view!

i wish to live in a dark sky area away from light pollution

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[kerbalcommander563]

Granted. You live far away from humanity and in the extremely far future so there a very, very, very few stars(near the end of the universe time wise)


I wish there to be a MMO version of KSP

[AlamoVampire]

Granted. Its so laggy you get 1 frame per year.

i wish to know the outcome

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[TwoCalories]

Granted. You will know it once you put in the work to figure it out.

I wish for the cookie that I was promised when I subscribed to a certain famous Youtuber.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, its covered in mold

i wish to see all youtubers stop shamelessly asking for likes and subscribes

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[TwoCalories]

Granted, now they don't. And now we can watch Youtube in peac-

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I wish for Nord VPN, I guess.

Edited August 27, 2023 by TwoCalories

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, all internet traffic routes through your house, all ip addresses link to your computer. Congratulations you are the worlds fall guy.

i wish this, that, the other thing and for you, yes you to have a bag of prawn crisps covered in marmite and vegemite.

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[TwoCalories]

Granted. I have a bag of prawn crisps covered in marmite and vegemite, but I accidentally spill all of it onto this, that, and the other thing.

I wish for soup.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, you are become soup, bringer of nourishment

i wish to get a wave from a gravitational source

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[kerbiloid]

Granted. Boom! Catch it!

I wish for a managed gravitational constant.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted, you are gravities manager. Enter Space Karen, she wants a word.

i wish for rain

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[ColdJ]

Granted: You find yourself on an ARK with a lot of animals.

I wish for sparkling conversation.

[AlamoVampire]

Granted. Hands you a Ouija board just be…..

i wish to know why it is

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[TwoCalories]

Granted.

9 hours ago, AlamoVampire said:

i wish to know why it is 041408282023

The reason why it is 4:14, on Monday, August 28, 2023, is because you chose to post at that time.

I wish for something simple.