Iapetus7342 Posted June 15 Share Posted June 15 FBI OPEN UP, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST FOR DOWNLOADING WIKIPEDIA! I wish for a 1000-THR Earthmover Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Granted: It moves the Earth out of the sweet zone and we all perish. I wish for a sign of hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aviator01 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Granted. You get a massive sign that has the word hope on it. The sign falls over in your driveway and you are unable to move it. I wish for hydrazine. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 You get a hydra covered in zine. Good luck trying to rid it from your house! I wish for a toolgun and Physics gun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 16 Share Posted June 16 Granted. You disassemble the pen with a spring inside. I wish for a legacy code. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 Granted: You get a Leg Acey code, you can now have Creeper legs on your Minecraft avatar. I wish for balloons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 Granted. You are at the N/S Korea border. They are having a balloon festival this week. I wish a balloon could reach the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 The moon now comes within 1 kilometer of the Earth's surface. I wish for a pie-flavoured pie Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted June 18 Share Posted June 18 Granted. You receive liver pie flavored pie. Bon Appetit. I wish to learn the secret of the eternal donut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lisias Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Granted, here is a donut made from liver and kidneys. It will last forever. I wish I could sleep right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Granted: You are, this life is just a dream. I wish this was a life I could wake up from. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 You take the red pill. Welcome to wonderland. I wish you needed a licence to fly a rocket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoCalories Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Granted, but you have to get it at the Department of Manned space Vehicles (DMV). Have fun. I wish for an actual concept of NASA's lunar base and deep space vehicle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 19 Share Posted June 19 Granted. You watch Flash Gordon (the movie). I wish Space Hunter was a series. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 Granted: Each week the crew visit the house of a hoarder looking to squeeze just on more thing into their overflowing space. I wish the series "Galaxy Rangers" had been more successful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 Granted. The galaxy is arranged. I wish the Power Rangers weren't out of power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 20 Share Posted June 20 Granted: They turn evil and take over the world. I wish the unmasked Power Rangers were as good as the covered ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tryharder Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 Granted. The covered ones turn as equally bad as the unmasked ones. I wish dead threads could come to life without necroposting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 23 Share Posted June 23 Granted: They come to life and start eating all the other threads till only the very first thread ever put on the forum exists. I wish for barter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Here's a bar of ter. I wish for a personal bodyguard Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 Granted: They determine the best way to keep you safe is to lock you in a box. I wish I knew where people have gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Iapetus7342 Posted June 29 Share Posted June 29 You go where they go too, that place being the Backrooms. I wish a woodchuck could chuck wood Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Granted. Spoiler I wish to leave you for a minute to visit a kitchen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ColdJ Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Granted: You visit Hell's Kitchen. I wish a web camera that is in orbit so I could visit and look at Earth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted June 30 Share Posted June 30 Granted. You still have another orbit (socket) with eye. I wish you hadn't forgot a spacesuit on your previous wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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