TJPrime Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Grante----- (KSP.exe has stopped working)I wish I knew what the above statement means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Bees. It means bees. You are bees. The universe is bees. Bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Bees.I wish for a little less bees.Bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. Less bees are the most dangerous type of bee. Little less bees mean that they can enter your throat more easily.I wish there were no less bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 BEES. Bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bioman222 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. You have honey on your face, and the bees have spotted you.I wish for the next person to be stuffed in a space suit that has poison ivy leaves in it, and then thrown into space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted. I copy a survival from Survive The Attack.I wish I was transferred to an extraterrestrial fast food restaurant. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ICrashRockets Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 Granted, the food runs away faster than you can. I wish I worked at Kerbal Space Center. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted April 21, 2014 Share Posted April 21, 2014 The MCP grants your wish but after your shift you are to report to the light cycle arena.I wish for excessive ear hair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plainawesome Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted, then BEESBEEEEEESSSSSS! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tangle Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Bzzz.Bees! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted. You receive a video file of bees. Also bees are extinct.I wish for eternal despair of the Bee Cult at the grave of every single bee in existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mythbusters844 Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted. Bees go extinct out of shock from this situation, and since bees are now extinct, the bees' stockpile of bees releases the bees, triggering a bee infestation that kills every bee in existence, which repeats over and over again until the paradox causes Jebediah Kerman to crash a plane, which causes him to be put to shame, which causes bees to come back, which causes you to get stung three times, thereby causing you to hate bees forever.I wish that I could control time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tidus Klein Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted: you are given a TARTIS that you have no idea how to control. good luck tumbling through space and time.I wish that I could understand more then half the stuff posted on the last 15 pages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Felsmak Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted! You receive all knowledge in the known universe and die from the overload.I wish for a newspaper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted. A newspaper delivery boy crashes into you with his motor scooter.I wish for today to go by faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holo Posted April 22, 2014 Share Posted April 22, 2014 Granted. At the end of today, the world is destroyed by bees. You just sped up the world's bee destruction.I wish that I knew the V0tGil word for "bee". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LawnDartLeo Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 NuySup bee... or perhaps I just insulted you. Not sure which.I wish for clairvoyance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StrandedonEarth Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 You see the beepocalypse comingI wish for an FTL drive Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 (edited) Granted. Due to Mr. Aristotle, inventor of the FTL drive, laozers from your eyes. Also, your eyes are on fire from the pure shock of using an FTL drive.I wish bees beed. Edited April 23, 2014 by Tery215 corrrection Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pauldbk99 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted, but the bees were eating you from the inside out Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tex Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 The Granting Fairy is disappointed with you.I wish for a tuna sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExplodingRocketShips Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted. The tuna is one molecule of tuna, Leaving you with a mayo sandvich.I wish to survive that attack! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted. You also suffer from extreme pain for the rest of your life (& when you're dead).I wish for a bee sandwich. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shna_na Posted April 23, 2014 Share Posted April 23, 2014 Granted, but the bee joke was never funny.I wish I understood why so many people are going out of their way to derail the thread with bees. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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