Guest Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. you get the first plane ever invented by the wright bros.I wish for the world to Have a giant jet engine on the other side to escape the world ending. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Red Iron Crown Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. The intake for the giant jet consumes the atmosphere and we all die gasping.I wish we still used pennies here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted, the cost of producing pennies cannot cover the amount being produced, thus increasing your countries deficit.I wish all countries would abandon the penny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Rarity Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted, and the world implodes due to the unacceptance of the most beautiful thing in the world.I wish that Buran flew more than once. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. It explodes on the second flight, sending a spray of shrapnel that shuts down baikonur.I wish I didn't need contact with humans to stay alive and sane. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jake9039 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 granted. now you are locked in an impenetrable box.I want a cake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. The cake is a lie.I wish I didn't have to deal with stupid people all day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted. Now everyone is absurdly disrespectful.I wish I could be in the Kerbal universe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gmpd2000 Posted February 14, 2015 Share Posted February 14, 2015 Granted, but now you are one of Danny's victims.I wish that this wish would get corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted, you broke the game.I wish this statement was false. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted, you dirty rotten liar.I wish that dropping logic bombs would make the bomb dropper's head explode. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. Any form of logic that is dispensed will result in explosion of head. Humans slowly evolve to say illogical things.I wish for a mining unit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sampa Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted, but it can only mine 1 nanometer holes for only 3 meters.I wish i had a girlfriend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. She's the biggest jerk the earth has ever seen, and you can't break up with her because she knows dirty little secrets that could've get you to jail.I wish I was a god. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CG_Kerbin Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 (edited) Yeah but your only believed by a atheist I wish everyone gets a sweet roll (now stop lolly gagging) Edited February 15, 2015 by CG_Kerbin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. everyone gets a sweet massive cinnamon bun.I wish for a giant floating super mario galaxy-ish observatory. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. Due to failure in its propulsion system it falls, killing you in the process.I wish to be friends with HAL 9000. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomas988 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 I'm afraid I can't do that.I wish Jeb was real. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 EDIT: Nooo! Ninja'd!Granted, Jeb is real now. He crashes a rocket into a city. Because of this, all funding of space programs is now suspended.Granted. However, he thinks you will endanger the mission, so he kills you. The mission is more important than friends.I wish to be friends with a friendly super-intelligent AI that makes sure no harm I do not want is done to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. The AI befriends you,but suddenly a circuit freaks and it becomes evil.I wish for a Giant cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr_Brain Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. It is a cake made of Giants. The families of those Giants come to avenge them and destroy all of humanity.I wish for a silicon monocrystal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colserra3 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted, I misread your wish, and so you got a silicone monocrystal.I wish all good things didn't have to come to an end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
InterCity Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted. They never begin.I wish there was no Jar-Jar in star wars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chezburgar7300 Posted February 15, 2015 Share Posted February 15, 2015 Granted, but there are thousands of copies with different names.I wish that I had a nice plate of pancakes in front of me right now. Tasty ones, too! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tery215 Posted February 16, 2015 Share Posted February 16, 2015 Granted. They spontaneously explode from being where air also is.They're still pretty tasty on the ground, though.I wish for the Joker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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