JoseEduardo Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Granted, you'll never have a reason to give them anymore I wish I had something to do.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Granted, but you have to give the likes to non-like worthy posts. Oh, ninja'd and forgot a wish! Ok, you do have something to do, but that thing is even more boring than nothing. I wish I could meet the Kraken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildcat111 Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 50 minutes ago, KAL 9000 said: Granted, but you have to give the likes to non-like worthy posts. Oh, ninja'd and forgot a wish! Ok, you do have something to do, but that thing is even more boring than nothing. I wish I could meet the Kraken. Granted, but you get eaten by the Kraken. I wish I had a BadS Kerbal other than Jeb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mycroft Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Already done. Val is Bad-S. Now, thanks to your wish, Bad-S becomes so common that normal Kerbals become the new rarity. I wish for pepperoni pizza. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 26, 2016 Share Posted August 26, 2016 Granted, your genie found this slice on the ground behind a trash can in a crowded subway station. I wish for the weather to be cloudy tomorrow but not rainy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Granted, but the clouds block out so much light you can't see where you're going and fall into a well. I wish that I could build a working SSTO Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 (edited) Granted. Right after, all aerodynamics disappear, so SSTOs become obsolete. I wish that I could succeed 100% of the time at everything except dying and becoming ill and have anyone around me die and all other negative things. Edited August 27, 2016 by TopHeavy11 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Granted. You fall of a cliff and die. I wish to have infinite battery on my phone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Granted. That's so much electricity that you die instantly when you touch it. I wish that this wish couldn't be corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JadeOfMaar Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Granted, but now you exist in a perfect world where corruption is a foreign word and everything is quote unquote, boring, and without creativity as we know it....... I wish fossil fuel runs out so we can, like actually, make clean-burning fuels mainstream. :U Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Granted. I wish Krakens could be hunted easier. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted August 27, 2016 Share Posted August 27, 2016 Granted. You can hunt them easier, but they also get better at ripping apart your ships. I wish that my internet was faster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Granted, it's much faster but you now live on Io so you've got about an hour delay before anything happens. Also, volcanoes and radiation will make life hard for you. I wish I could do all the stuff I can do in dreams in real life too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Granted. But all your nightmares come true at once too. I wish it wasn't 4am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted August 28, 2016 Share Posted August 28, 2016 Granted. It's 10:12 PM. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Granted, but it's an error 404. I wish I had more gratitude to give. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaLarma Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Granted, but you're forced to pour it all into a post about small kittens falling off of ledges in a comical manner. I wish I were actually decent at calculus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Granted. Your horrible at everything else. I wish that I could do whatever sensible thing I want. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
adsii1970 Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) Granted but you materialize in an alternate reality - and now you're being chased by a Velociraptor. I wish I had a time machine... Edited August 30, 2016 by adsii1970 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheEpicSquared Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 Granted. You go back in time and accidentally kill your grandmother, causing an universal paradox that rips up reality as we know it. I wish I could finish all my homework in half an hour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) Granted, but that's a black hole event horizon half hour, which is about 100 years normally. W iish t hhaI t coult dpyc eorrectly! Edited August 30, 2016 by TopHeavy11 I wish I could type correctly! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KarmaLarma Posted August 30, 2016 Share Posted August 30, 2016 (edited) Granted, but you become incredibly obsessive, correcting mistakes in online articles through frenzied petition, and viciously altering spelling in physical writing pieces. You make a horrible mistake one day and browse Facebook, and the comments drive you over the edge. You sell all of your earthly possessions, barring your computer and your house, and vainly attempt to stem the tide of grammatical travesties. You eventually forget to eat and drink, and your final act is to post a correction, but as you fall, you spell the last word wrong and hit enter, immortalising it forever in the still-realm of the internet. This final act damns your soul, leaving you forever trapped in a hellish limbo wherein "affect" and "effect, "you're" and "your" and "there" and "their" are gleefully interchanged with one another in an endless butchery of the English language. I wish that the weather where I live would stay the same for more than an hour at a time. Edited August 30, 2016 by KarmaLarma Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted August 31, 2016 Share Posted August 31, 2016 Granted, it doesn't rain or snow at all for two years. I wish for twenty speedcubes so I can give them to kids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Granted, but now you're a medieval serf herding kids and calfs for your earl. I wish triangles were ellipses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted September 2, 2016 Share Posted September 2, 2016 Granted. This breaks the underlining code of the multi-verse, killing every single version of yourself except your bizzaro version, where triangles were always ellipses. I wish...ERROR 2796 WISH BREAKS NULL POINT EXCEPTION. CRASHING FORUMS IN 3...2...1...CRASH FAILED. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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