The Raging Sandwich Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Granted, but due to confusion, walruses now randomly spawn around the Kerbal Space Center. I wish for a blender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSEP Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 The walrusses take over the KSC and the Kerbal Space Program had to shut down. I wish for a working Ethernet connection on my PC. (Really) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 (edited) Granted, but a rat then infiltrates your house, only to destroy your Ethernet cable. I wish for a hot cup of tea. Edited October 13, 2016 by ZentroCatson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NSEP Posted October 13, 2016 Share Posted October 13, 2016 Too bad it is a cup with the letters T, E and A in it. i wish for a ticket Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Granted, you get a Ticket Mars. It's a ticket with a picture of Mars, and gets you a free spin on the Lollipop Wheel. I wish for a vibraphone and a place to put it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KAL 9000 Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Granted, you get that but everything else you own disappears and all your loved ones die, I wish that the next poster will corrupt my wish! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64Bit Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 10 hours ago, KAL 9000 said: Granted, you get that but everything else you own disappears and all your loved ones die, I wish that the next poster will corrupt my wish! Humanity solved the paradox by killing you i wish for a never ending battery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Granted. It's in your back yard firing constantly night and day. I wish for legal immunity to speed limits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dafni Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Granted, and then you wrap your car around the next tree. I wish KSP cargo bays would finally occlude drag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Granted. Squad reach an agreement with Ferram to put FAR's aerodynamics in the stock game. I wish Lego minifigs didn't get knocked off their bricks so easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Granted. There are no studs on LEGOs anymore. I wish for some food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WinkAllKerb'' Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 (edited) nope you 'll just get winkallkerb' instead (approaching a black hole is a bit weird if you'r still attempting to reach the star for me but well if your a boson i can eventually "attempt" to make an exception of course there no guaranatee you'll be able to turn your way back ^^) i wish you ask me for something ^^ Edited October 14, 2016 by WinkAllKerb'' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andem Posted October 14, 2016 Share Posted October 14, 2016 Granted. I wonder if a moderator will help clean up the thread... I wish a mod would clean up the thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legoclone09 Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Granted. All of your posts on the forums are deleted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64Bit Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 İ wish Note 7 have heatsinks that have a cooler fan works with external 9 volt battery Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Granted. Note 7 gets cool (in both senses), but you get pneumonia. I wish pixels were round. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RocketSquid Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Granted. I don't even need to corrupt that wish, round pixels would be bad enough on their own. I wish for a fish that is neither poisonous, nor big enough to eat and/or crush me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 15, 2016 Share Posted October 15, 2016 Granted, but it breathes fire at you. I wish for an electromagnetic trebuchet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
64Bit Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 11 hours ago, cubinator said: Granted, but it breathes fire at you. I wish for an electromagnetic trebuchet. Your secondary Kerbonauts were high on rocket fuel and they tried to build on Jool to maximize efficency İ wish for a 0.1 Faber castell mech pencil Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 16, 2016 Share Posted October 16, 2016 Granted, but you accidentally break it in half. I wish for Equestria to be hit by a class E asteroid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 (edited) Pre-granted, Equestria is located above the E-asteroid falling site. I wish Harry Potter were Frodo Baggins. (Or vice versa.) Edited October 17, 2016 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted October 17, 2016 Share Posted October 17, 2016 Granted. Harry Potter is too big to crawl through the tunnels of Cirith Ungol, and the ring falls into the hands of Shelob and from her, Sauron. Frodo Baggins doesn't know any magic and gets killed by Lord Voldemort. I wish I could sleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted October 18, 2016 Share Posted October 18, 2016 Granted, you can only sleep when the sun is up on Olympus Mons. I wish for a spacesuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZentroCatson Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Granted. Its Kerbal sized. I wish to go to space. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
goldenpeach Posted October 20, 2016 Share Posted October 20, 2016 Granted. But the contract you created for that is made for a kerbal so you only stay in space for a few seconds. I wish I could stop procrastinating here Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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