Program Kerbal Space Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, legoclone09 said: Granted. You can't breath air. I wish I could think of something to do. Granted! You decided to rob a bank then got arrested! I wish for a private jet Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Granted. You ate the expired beans. Happily, this happened in bed, so stays private. On 21.12.2016 at 4:09 AM, StupidAndy said: i wish that i was the ruler of the world Granted. You become a ruler. Spoiler I wish for KSP 1.2.3 this Tuesday. Just because "1.2.3" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 1 hour ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You ate the expired beans. Happily, this happened in bed, so stays private. Granted. You become a ruler. Reveal hidden contents I wish for KSP 1.2.3 this Tuesday. Just because "1.2.3" Granted! People get angry at you because all the mods don't work with this new update and it takes ages for them to update. I wish for the Sun to be a K-Class star and for earth to move to fit the habitable zone of the now K-Class sun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy1824 Posted December 22, 2016 Share Posted December 22, 2016 Granted. Earth doesn't respong right to the change and everybody dies a horrible death. I wish nothing bad happens to my wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spacetraindriver Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Granted. It never learns any of the lessons to life. I wish someone will hit the submit reply button. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RandomGuy1824 Posted December 23, 2016 Share Posted December 23, 2016 Granted but I clicked not hit the button. I wis I was a Squad developer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Granted. You become a Squad developer, miss a letter in a method name and crash a release. Dear Squad, please don't take him until he rewrites his claim 1000 times. 7 hours ago, RandomGuy1824 said: I wis I wish Squad developers were very accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Program Kerbal Space Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 (edited) 2 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. You become a Squad developer, miss a letter in a method name and crash a release. Dear Squad, please don't take him until he rewrites his claim 1000 times. I wish Squad developers were very accurate. Granted! You're bored out by how accurate they are! I wish for free candy! Edited December 24, 2016 by Program Kerbal Space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Granted. When Candy gets free,after 18 years in federal penitentiary, she will visit you. I wish Program Kerbal Space would survive Candy's visit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Program Kerbal Space Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 12 hours ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. When Candy gets free,after 18 years in federal penitentiary, she will visit you. I wish Program Kerbal Space would survive Candy's visit. Granted! From how scary it was he had to go to a therapist. I wish there was no fall damage in real life! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 24, 2016 Share Posted December 24, 2016 Granted. Instead of the fall damage you should be now afraid of a spring damage. (Of summer and winter ones, too) I wish Kerbin had fantasy castles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Program Kerbal Space Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 (edited) On 4/10/2012 at 10:23 AM, Caesar15 said: The pens broke I wish for a new ipod Granted! You found out it's fake and it looks like a real apple! I wish we were 99% banana! (Did you know we're 50% banana?) Edited December 25, 2016 by Program Kerbal Space Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 25, 2016 Share Posted December 25, 2016 Overgranted. You get buried in banana plantation and grow up as a 100%-DNA banana. I wish you like a pine apple instead of a pineapple. (As both apples and pens have been already mentioned). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopHeavy11 Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Granted. Now everybody is sing Pen-Pine Apple-Apple-Pen omstead. I wish for KSP to get to 1.3 already! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 Granted. But good luck running it on your 8MHz Motorola 68000 CPU. I wish work wasn't so boring today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StupidAndy Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 granted, but as soon as it gets interesting, your fired, and the company goes out of business I wish I could find out how to run CKAN Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 27, 2016 Share Posted December 27, 2016 You have found. Now you think how to unfound this back. I wish for Apple since tomorrow using Windows. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Granted! You receive an apple with hands opening and closing house windows and it will arrive tomorrow. I wish for an Undesirable Wish that includes an elaborate sentence about why it is Undesirable! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 You get the answer and get mentally collapsed. I wish to understand what did the previous poster wish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xorth Tanovar Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Granted, but you also get mentally collapsed....so much so that your ears meet in the middle of your head. You're quite funny looking! I wish to NOT understand... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SAS123 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Granted! You die a sad sad life after understanding that you don't understand anything. I wish for a piece of friendly toast that doesn't kill me directly nor indirectly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji13 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Granted! You recieve a peice of toast that has the ability to change wishes. It kills you. I wish KSP collisions were like this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 (edited) Granted. I wish for Kerbal horses to make ckavalry. Edited December 29, 2016 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Benji13 Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 26 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: Granted. I wish for Kerbal horses to make ckavalry. Granted but they all run away. I wish that Kerbal Krash system actually did use soft-body physics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cubinator Posted December 29, 2016 Share Posted December 29, 2016 Granted. All parts now have the physical properties of gelatin. I wish I could change the scale of all the parts in my ship at once, and keep their relative scales. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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