roboslacker Posted April 19, 2019 Share Posted April 19, 2019 Time? ZA WORUDO! I wish I had some mouthwatering steamed clams. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Granted, you get explosive mouthwatering steamed clams. I wish I had unlimited power. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaba_Kerman Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Granted, you get unlimited power, but only over the individual pixels on your screen I wish for a job at SpaceX Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Granted, you get a job, but your designs are so Kerbal that they all blow up, and you get fired. I wish I had cookies. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Granted. Your browser is full of cookies. No free memory. 1 hour ago, Q-ver KSP said: I wish I had unlimited power. Also granted. And the electric company is now seeking the attached wires to make a revenge. I wish the mice were equipped with hardware odometers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Granted. The mice die from having hardware wired into them. I wish for a Aperture Klamperture Science Handheld Portal Device. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Granted, but KLADoS kills you with deadly snacks. 19 hours ago, Gaba_Kerman said: Granted, you get unlimited power, but only over the individual pixels on your screen I wish for a job at SpaceX Also granted, your job is to stand below rockets and ignite the engines with a match. I wish I had more rubik's cubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Delay Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Granted. You have a rubik's cube infestation. I wish to know what the next person will be wishing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 20, 2019 Share Posted April 20, 2019 Granted, but this knowledge causes the universe to instantly come to an end. I wish I had more graphics power to get some nice visual mods on KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Granted. Your new shiny graphics card for your SuperMegaAwesome PC is plagued with defect after defect, and you need to send it in for RMA every third weekday. I wish for a semblance of joy in my day to day life. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Granted. You die of joy. I wish for a door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Granted. I wish i find a good way to ruin @HansonKerman wish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Granted. People kill you for ruining my wish. I wish @KerbolExplorer would see this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Granted*teleports away just in case* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Okay... I wish I knew how to design spaceplanes well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaba_Kerman Posted April 21, 2019 Share Posted April 21, 2019 Granted. You know how to design spaceplanes well but design one so large that it destroys your PC. I wish that I had any semblance of an income Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Granted, you have semblance to an Alien, and people killed you for that... I wish a Shark eats my head... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaba_Kerman Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Granted. The shark eats your hair. I wish to have my wish horribly corrupted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Granted. You start shivering every time having a flashback of your wish and its consequences, I wish to watch two more pages of the forums and start doing useful things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Granted, after watching 2 more pages, you are committed to doing useful, but boring tasks for the rest of your life, such as homework, and you may never come back into the forums again. I wish for a round trip to Mars. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Granted. During the trip back, a hull breach hull breaches and you die. I wish for a fish wish fish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 Granted. You are now a fish and can make a wish. I wish Opera had not killed her VPN. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 22, 2019 Share Posted April 22, 2019 wut I wish to be KLaDOS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GRS Posted April 23, 2019 Share Posted April 23, 2019 You are T-Bot, a Nemesis of the world for committing an Unforgivable Crime... I wish Dragon Ball Super doesn't Continue. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HansonKerman Posted April 28, 2019 Share Posted April 28, 2019 Granted. You start to miss whatever Dragon Ball Super is, so [INSERT APPROPIATE PHRASE HERE]. I wish for an inert cake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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