kerbiloid Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Granted. Now you have to work for centuries to buy an engine. I wish there were artifacts on the Moon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 (edited) You are instantly drained of money. You never said that you had to have money beforehand. (Oops didn’t see the next page but this is hilarious) I wish to not have a runny nose right now. Edited August 28, 2019 by Fraston Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerbolExplorer Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Granted. You can't breathe or smell now but hey! you have a nose that can run! I wish for a lamp Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheKSPBeginner Posted August 28, 2019 Share Posted August 28, 2019 Granted. M̢̥̟̯̗̰̼͌̔̓̎ͦ̇̏́̕ͅö̸̵̠̣̩̟̯̙̞̘̠͑ͫ̇̓̽͂̈́̿͗͝͞t̨̋ͫ̔͐ͫ́ͨ̔̈ͯ̔̅͗͑̂҉̦̩̬͙̟̙͎͔h̴̵̢̺͓͉̘͓̩͕̗̼̩͉̬͙͈̋̈ͧ̏͌͊́ͧ́̾̑ͪ̒̀́s̸̓ͭͫͤ͂̆͛͏̧̹̝̥̤͙͇̥̹͓͡ͅͅ. I wish this forum was as active as it once was. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Granted. Forum backups get lost, and every thread gets active from "What happens?! Where's my post?! When will you repair?!" I wish for the kerbalspaceport magic resurrection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootsam Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I couldve put this in the 'annoy an entire fan base' thread, but I'd probably only annoy my fellow brits.The Americans would probably see it as an opus. I wish I could annoy everyone equally. Orville: I wish I could fly way up to the sky but I can’t, Keith: You can, Orville: I can’t! Orville: I wish I could see what folks see in me but I can’t, Keith: You can, Orville: I can’t! Keith: Look, Orville, Orville: Yes? Keith: Nothing that you can say Will change how I feel today: I know that we’ll never part; Now hear what I’m saying, Orville? Orville: Yes? Keith: Who is your very best friend? Orville: You are. Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart. Orville: Thank you. Orville: I wish that I had a mummy and dad but I don’t, Keith: You don’t? Orville: I don’t! Orville: I often pretend my sadness will end but it won’t, Keith: It will, Orville: I won’t! Keith: Look, Orville, Orville: Yes? Keith: Now that I’m here with you, There’s nothing that you can’t do, So why don’t you make a start And hear what I’m saying, Orville? Orville: Yes? Keith: Who is your very best friend? Orville: You are. Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart. Orville: Ahhh… Orville: So does this mean although I’m green And not exactly bright, You want to care and will be there To tuck me in at night? Keith: Well, I’ll always be there, Orville! Orville: The other birds laugh and say that I’m daft and I am, Keith: You’re not! Orville: I am! Orville: They tease me a lot and call me a clot and I am, Keith: You’re not! Orville: I am! Keith: Look, Orville? Orville: Yes? Keith: Nothing that you can say Will change how I feel today: I know that we’ll never part; Now hear what I’m saying, Orville? Orville: Yes? Keith: Who is your very best friend? Orville: You are. Keith: I’m gonna help you mend your broken heart. [Spoken] Orville: Thank you. ‘Cos I’ve got a broken heart, haven’t I? Keith: Yes, I know, but I’m going to help you mend it. Orville: You, you will do it, won’t you. You’ll help me? Keith: Of course. Orville: ‘Cos you love me, don’t you? Keith: We all love you, Orville. Orville: How, how, how much do you love me? Keith: Ooh… this much! Orville: As much as that? Keith: Yeah. Orville: Ahhh… my broken heart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 1 hour ago, bootsam said: I couldve put this in the 'annoy an entire fan base' thread, but I'd probably only annoy my fellow brits.The Americans would probably see it as an opus. , Russians would not get at all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Granted. You are hung for treason. I wish for a magical cure to my ear infection. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bootsam Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 14 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: , Russians would not get at all. I'm going easy on Russians. Apparently they have pictures of me according to an email satisfying myself. I wish theyd share them with me. I could just take some myself but that'd just be weird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Granted, the magical cure just moves the infection somewhere else. I wish I could stay home today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 2 minutes ago, bootsam said: 18 minutes ago, kerbiloid said: , Russians would not get at all. I'm going easy on Russians. I'm just saying from personal experience as a Russian, lol. 2 minutes ago, Q-ver KSP said: Granted, the magical cure just moves the infection somewhere else. I wish I could stay home today. 8 minutes ago, Fraston said: Granted. You are hung for treason. I wish for a magical cure to my ear infection. Granted. Both of you have successfully found the proper thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I wish people would stop breaking the chain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 (edited) (Oops, it's my fault. I was sure, that's another thread). shame upon me, shame upon me, shame upon me... Edited August 29, 2019 by kerbiloid Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Q-ver KSP Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 I wish I could rendezvous efficiently in KSP. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fraston Posted August 29, 2019 Share Posted August 29, 2019 Granted. The speed of the rendezvous is off the charts, so everything is annihilated. I wish to not be bumped into all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted August 30, 2019 Share Posted August 30, 2019 On 8/29/2019 at 10:27 AM, Fraston said: Granted. The speed of the rendezvous is off the charts, so everything is annihilated. I wish to not be bumped into all the time. Granted. Instead a herd? of humans runs over you in their stampede to get to IKEA for the newest chair. I wish for a less pessimistic realistic view of humanity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpaceplaneAddict Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 Granted. you are now permanently under the influence of any psychoactive drug of your choice, excluding (nicotine, alcohol, and caffeine). Do note, it is in whatever dosage is enough for near ego-death. I wish Alaska was part of Canada (or just the panhandle bit) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GDJ Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 25 minutes ago, SpaceplaneAddict said: I wish Alaska was part of Canada (or just the panhandle bit) I think Alaska has always been a honorary part of the Yukon Territory, if that counts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 3, 2019 Share Posted September 3, 2019 2 hours ago, SpaceplaneAddict said: I wish Alaska was part of Canada (or just the panhandle bit) Granted. You joIn Alaska and become Canada state with Alaska county. I wish there were penguins, too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Exploro Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Granted, but they are those rocket-laden penguins from Batman Returns, thus these heavily armed seabirds let lose their payload and lays waste to the surrounding area. This is a sight I'd like to see, thus I wish for better glasses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Granted- but they're only better for certain people. Thus they're the opposite of what you need. Oh, and they're darkened so much they're unusable. And unremovable. I want to get some sleep before I go to school. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kerbiloid Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Granted. You stop reading forum and go to the bed. I wish two well-known Orion spaceships were having differing names. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerballingSmasher Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Granted... They're Random Name 1 and Peregrind (not a typo) I wish that my French class would get easier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KerBlitz Kerman Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Granted. After you graduate. I want a good pc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cantab Posted September 4, 2019 Share Posted September 4, 2019 Granted. As in Police Constable. I wish I was asleep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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