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Receives nothing. Mark Watney has eaten all.

Inserts a broken antenna from Martian station.

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On Thursday, January 19, 2017 at 2:52 AM, kerbiloid said:

Receives nothing. Mark Watney has eaten all.

Inserts a broken antenna from Martian station.

Receives a stick figure in a Fonzy pose

Inserts a roll of red tape

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Receives an almost 27 month late response.

Inserts a Kerbal.

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A mug filled with coffee comes out.

Inserts a gas can.

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A black liquid pours out, and a match is dropped on it.

Inserts CO2 urgently. 

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Gets C01 (Carbon Monoxide)

Inserts Oxygen.

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After some deliberation, the machine spits out a flaming diamond.

Inserts iron-nickel meteorite.

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*shoots out meteorite [snip]* ooof

inserts cheeseburger

Edited by Gargamel
Portions Redacted By Moderator.

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Gets back Ifunny.

Inserts Kryptonite.

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Posts don't have to be crass and vulgar to be funny.   Keep it clean folks. 

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Summons geonovast.

Inserts dog.

Edited by qzgy

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Receives @Dman979.

Inserts cold sweet.

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