Dman979

319: Necroing a forum game to correct the number.

10/10 Human as hek Sandpaper is ruff! I have a roof on my house! My favorite baseball player is Ruth! This thread does me a concern.

@StrandedonEarth, have you given up? I can post the answer, if you'd like.

Yes, you ordered the Kili soup. Waiter! There's a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no harm will come to me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have, in my soup!

Thread Necro.

Gets Thing. Inserts turning off the reputation feature

There's a starman, Waiting in the sky, He'd like to come and meet us, But he thinks he'd blow our minds, There's a starman, Waiting in the sky, He told us not to blow it, Cause he thinks it's all worthwhile! David Bowie, "Starman"

Granted. You've got no cell service. I wish for a russet potato without bugs and fungi eating it, not a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no harm will come to me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

TBH, it's more of the opposite. Mod 1: I haven't checked my notifications in 3 months! Mod 2: The last time I logged into the forums was in January! Mod 1: *disconnects from the mod chat*

Finally! I've been waiting for a dollar so I can put some more money in the Reputation Vending Machine! Granted. You have an Alexa. No need to corrupt that wish, it's already bad enough. I wish for a potato without bugs and fungi eating it, not a dollar.

Granted- you end up at the exact point in space where you took off. Unfortunately for you, the Earth kept orbiting the Sun during the 45 minutes you were in orbit, so the exact point in space is about 100 miles above the earth's surface. Feel free to get home however you want! I wish for a potato, not a dollar.

Granted. But where they're real, humans aren't. I also grant @GearsNSuch's wish. I wish for a potato.

Granted. Now it's buttery smooth, but Kerbin is flat. I wish for a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no harm will come to me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

Granted. Everyone is dissapointed to find out that Mars is really just a large inflatable balloon orbiting the Sun. You didn't corrupt my wish, though- I specifically asked for a "genuine United States dollar." So I'll ask again. I wish for a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

Granted. It's a bag of paint chips. I wish for a genuine United States dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

Granted. @AmpsterMan is replaced. I wish for a genuine US dollar at current exchange rates, in my possession, that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

Granted. One nuclear winter, coming right up. I wish for a genuine US dollar at current exchange rates that I can keep for as long or as short as I want without adversely affecting the universe, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

Granted. The universe reverses back to the Big Bang. I wish for a genuine US dollar at current exchange rates that I can keep without adversely affecting the universe, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

You got me. The technical issue is that my bucket has a hole in it.

Granted. Whenever you drink from it, the coffer cup automatically fills itself with air. I wish for a genuine US dollar at current exchange rates that I can keep, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

No. No. No. No. I don't. I've got an... excrementsbucket... for lack of a better term. If you want to keep your competitive edge in the KSP forums, you need to steel yourself to the rigors of the job.

Granted. It's not actually broken, it's now "working as intended." I wish for a US dollar at current exchange rates that I can keep, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

Believe what you want. This reputation stuff is funny. First you hate it, then you get used to it. After long enough, you get so you depend on it. That's "institutionalized."

Granted. You learn it was made in the USA when you're arrested. I wish for a US dollar that I can keep, and that no one will harm me as a consequence of having it in my possession or not, regardless of any other accumulated wealth I might have.

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