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Pinhead is banned pinned, trying to recall his card PIN code.

They should create a recursive+fractal object tree with verbs for transition, in a constructed mark-up language, to generate the story. Then implement its verbalization into a custom human language. I believe, it won't be worse than 99% of biologically written plots and stories... Also, the PC text quests prove that 90% of visualisation is made by the reader imagination. So, just a customized readable thing, following the reader desires, will be readable very well, like a foreign language story in amateur translation. To match the reader preferences, the model should read the reader's favourite stories to follow the writing style and words, which the reader prefers. Thus, a once-generated story in mark-up language can be verbalized very differently for different readers. (In Shakespeare style for one, in leet-speak and emojies for another one.) They should split the story into standard basic actions, to fill the primitives with customized/random details (Action: "%Person#1% %punch% %Person#2% with "Object%1"" → "%Person#1% %receive_object% %Object1%" %concatenate_action% %Person#1% %random_punch% {target=%Person2%, tool="%current_object%"} + %random_ornamentation%) → "Jill took the book from the table, and accurately slapped Jack's head."

Pentabanned.

Bye, Holy Wood plot-writers. Here is somebody else to roll the dice and write them in words, like you do. Actually, this was possible much earlier. Stanislaw' Lem, "A Pocket Computer of Sci-Fi Fans", from "Fiction and Futurology", published in 1973. Roll the dice and follow the choice to create the plot. Can't find an English version, only the Russian one, and the original was in Polish. So, I've translated it here myself. Though, the English version definitely was, as in 1976 Lem was expelled from the US sci-fi writers association, and they say, due to this scheme.

Iterated.

It's like a chicken. Especially at a chicken farm. Is Tolkien planning sequels?

Banned in the name of Willy Wonka.

Depends of if you are Cthulhu. Where is Ulthar on the map?

Tetris with RAM modules. When I hear DDR in context of memory, it still sounds funny for me that they named the RAM type after the name of DDR state.

Floor 3490: It's cold. The air balloon slows down.

Yes, but actually no. Does somebody remember the Megathread thread?

Granted. You turn into a werewolf, and have a werewish. I wish there were werehamsters.

Banned for boiling a Kinder Surprise plastic toy.

Floor 3487: A filter. You infiltrate through.

Granted. The checking is finished. It != false. I wish to know, who had made that strange hill to the west.

Banned to seanother.

7up It's wally Walldone. What's ginger than the gingest?

"KSP-2: -20% !"

If something destructive happened inside, the carbon hull doesn't matter.

Floor.:;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;..................................................zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Caesium conquered Gallium. Cheating or not, but that's so.

Banned while sleeping.

While Indiana Jones was messing around in jungles for his own pleasure, serious scientists were writing dull dissertations in stuffy offices. And see, did you ever quote Indiana's works?

2/10 The bikes are totally unhuman, so how do you know it? I can make false conclusions. Ergo, a human sum.

Granted. They can find you in the forest by listening. An unrelated wordplay is unexpectedly born. Coughin' puts into coughghin. I wish somebody likes this brilliant example of humour.