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Gandalf White is actually Sauron.

01:00..01:10 "Hey, somebody! Call the repair brigade and the janitors. This stupid thing again smokes and drops hot metal scrap on the floor!" "And finally... KILL THAT %$#%$ng CAMERA DRONE!!! It already got me by flying where the machines are trying to work." *** 00:50 "Why do we still need to push the hot metal by hands with a stick? When will that robotic pusher be fixed? Is that man at 00:17 the only one who is doing that? Where are his co-workers again? Standing at 00:51 and watching how the conveyor belt is running? Their names, please, by the end of the shift." "Why do just four or five of twenty people at 01:38 are doing something with the cars, while others are hanging around, chatting, and hoping that the drone is flying too fast to let me see that. Does anybody know what are all those people doing there?" "Is the protective helmet wearing arbitrary in our plant? Let alone the masks. Oh, I remember that guy at 01:53, he has a special permission to take off the helmet when he wishes that... ... bur those ones at 01:55 don't. Nice hairdo, btw, it would be pity if something falls on it." "Oh, our design staff at 02:00. As always, standing at the board with busy faces and inventing a triangular door like the last time they did. Somebody, tell them that a blue napkin, hanging from the belt, was a part of our corporative dress code two months ago... ... No, wait. Are they car washers like their colleagues at 02:04? Then what are they discussing when there is a whole lot of unwashed cars waiting for them?!" "Are those two at 02:07 helping the worker to screw?... And why is the second worker without the yellow jacket? Who is his boss, remind me?" "And why is that guy at 02:09 just standing at watching at others' work? Is his shift finished? Then why is he still there? Or does he have no his own work to do?" "Are you kidding? At 02:13 every next man screws up the yellow jacket and the helmet in a mechanical workshop? Maybe just let everybody walk there in a T-shirt and beach slippers?" "02:20. I understand, all those people standing and walking are required for the moral support of the car storehouse working. But can they at least stand in line with slogans and clap their hands?" "So, colleagues... As we have just seen, of a hundred of people in our fabric building, maybe ten is doing something useful or at least looking like that. That's why I still insist that we need to keep automating our production as much as possible. Because only robots will be working instead of looking."

It will be the first space mission taking lime to the orbit, to neutralize the fuel tanks for living.

Does an elephant even hear the piano with its big ear membranes?

The zoomer chickens know that "your granny's joke" from their parents, and don't want to follow it in XXI to look like boomers. The Saturn rings are just hundreds of meters thick, Make the ship orbital plane inclined a little, and you can be matching the speed in any known way like if there are no rings. The ship will be crossing the ring plane in a second, once per hours. Also there are gaps between the rings. *** A moon forming region is a chaotic mess of orbits where a pre-moon has crashed into something. But as the angular momentun and rotation axis are estimated, follow the equatorial plane of the cloud.

Banned for Mythagorean Theurgy.

Click... Click... Click... Powered down?

Dzzz.... Bang!

Upd. Just thought about... As there is an infinite deer spawner by the one side of the road, and the spawned deer are always trying to cross the road, so, they have destination point there. And unlikely you can hit every of the deer, so they just disappear at that point! We could presume a portal which teleports them back to the initial place, but if you are hitting some of them, their amount should be decreasing. So, no portal. Something swallows the deer behind the trees where they go to. Something big. Something terrible... Otherwise the deer were not be disappearing in that part of the forest.

Floor 2804. The floor he jumped from.

Click because this is the only place to do it.

No pair for repair. SCP aura.

The chute pack is the in-seat cushion since the aviation early days. Kerbals just follow the traditions to make the flight soft.

Both are ICBM with LV side effect.

A whole truck of cookies. Lorry Rally

Why are you stupidly wishing instead of stupidly asking?

Granted. Invincible and imprisoned at 50 mi depth underground. I wish for my city center in KSP.

Demo hacker. Weak but cheap. A piece of vacuum.

The Newton laws are cancelled by High Court. Sitting on grass while the planet travels around the star.

Banned for integers.

Eins, zwei, drei... Click... Electrify! Waiter! Please, explain that gentleman that a bar stander is a stander a bar is lying on.

Another false click thread. There was at least one already. False-click!

Isn't this obvious for everyone that there is just a deer spawner in the forest by the side of the road. By every passing by you activate it, so it generates a new deer. Sometines turtles, too. And they are fast and invulnerable, because they are indestructible NPC. It makes to think that you are living in a simulated reality of some videogame. P.S. Can't completely get the story about the couple. So, the pre-widow had been expected to be sitting in the tub, but made the fate make another attempt with the car and deer. Probably, so.

Thank you for the information, it's very educational!