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kerbiloid

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  1. Banned by the Jungle Bells melody. P.S. For ninjaing.
  2. Yes, but first you must soup it. Waiter! Please, another soda.
  3. Yes, several generations of hermit crabs can share the shell in their time. If a girl may have a pony, does it mean that there are girls with a forehead horn to have a unicorn?
  4. Moar turtletanks: From https://topwar.ru/246877-v-avangarde-nastupajuschej-rossijskoj-morskoj-pehoty-prodvigaetsja-tank-cherepaha.html Is an anti-bomb umbrella bombrella?
  5. Like if somebody had the stress response values of the pre-WWII generations to compare. Maybe the studied population sampling has a different stress response itself.
  6. Using "person" as a neutral replacement for "man"/"woman" is as duplicitous as using "human". While the "human" ignores the existence of "huwoman", the "person" ignores "perdaughter". Also, this means that "chairperson" is a manism, too. As a woman should be "chairperdaughter". P.S. The hidden similarity between "Sun" and "son", "Moon" and "man" also raises some questions.
  7. They don't pay attention to the inessential external circumstances. As Mars is a chocolate, does it mean that Phobos and Deimos are peanuts?
  8. Depends on your personal philosophical interpretation of its immanent pre-existence. <...> Yes, sir. Four years in Yale. Cattender! Whiskas for my quadrupede companion, and whiskey for me.
  9. Banned for banning the nice and culturally appropriate rituals.
  10. Asimov was a virtual NPC, created by Matrix to ensure the humans that they are safe.
  11. https://www.wsj.com/business/autos/elon-musk-says-tesla-to-use-humanoid-robots-next-year-f3d8bebf Next year Tesla will start using humanobots. Makes sense. Provide the humanless cars with humanless human-like passengers. The Tesla driver will be setting the music to full volume, and the Tesla passenger will reduce tips because its audio sensors are overloaded.
  12. Afair, the most clean and ultimate recycling plants first turn the wastes into plasma, then run a shockwave in it. Probably, the adiabatic compression causes a short-term overheating, which destroys any molecules, turning the complex chemical compounds into the simplest ones.
  13. A cat-and-squirrel hybrid is hunting squirrels and robs the nuts from them. Ban the species crossing!
  14. You can get something, but do you need just some thing? Was Batman zero patient to the bat+man virus?
  15. "Guys, open your helmets for a minute, the glass flares are killing the photo."
  16. Calling 911 because the tax return cause the income return due to the money conservation law.
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