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kerbiloid

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  1. Since human vanity made competing a fun. If the comparable is compatible, why pay more for the authentic one?
  2. Sorry, sir, but the cook was late, and has eaten it. Bartinder! Swipe left, swipe left, or, these chicken bones for the soup, please. Swipe right.
  3. The original deorbit plan was: 2026: Alt = 450 km. Stop raising the ISS orbit, let it slowly mugrate down. 2030 Jun: Alt = 330 km. The last crew abandons the station. 2030 July-Nov 3 x Progress one by one get launched to ISS and lower it down to 250..260 km. Final deorbit burn by Zvezda engines (could do everything itself, but the tanks capacity is too low).
  4. It's five o'clock, sir. The time to have some tea party. Smoketender! Some water for my humidor, please.
  5. Yes, it has so up, that only the stars can be upper. Why are the Jeb's twin companions named Billibob and Bobbilly?
  6. Calling 911 because der Wald *) der steht so schwarz und leer *) forest
  7. Gets a 8" floppy. Inserts an empty CD-R.
  8. +1 2054 AD, July, 07th, 13:20:24 Banned everybody who can't see this.
  9. Floor 5321: The Atlantis. https://www-rbc-ru.translate.goog/society/11/02/2012/5703f32b9a7947ac81a64cea?_x_tr_sl=ru&_x_tr_tl=en&_x_tr_hl=ru&_x_tr_pto=wapp
  10. When you remember your 3.5" floppies by names.
  11. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geology_of_the_Appalachians#Geological_history 1.2 bln ya it was just a project start. Real mountain building was just 400 mln ya.
  12. The whole Kardashev's classification is a pure Shower Thoughts, based on the early-XX expansion and mid-XX consumption views, like the Dyson sphere is as well. While iirc Musk has sold even the real estates he had owned, because why occupy the place, when you can easily change your location by plane, and temporarily buy a hotel/mansion to live there.
  13. There will be his palms everywhere, after his attempts to stand up. Do they call the restaurant clowns "stand-up" for their ability of quickly standing up after being beaten for bad jokes?
  14. "No, it's ice tea... Freaky jokesters..." Arigato, Arigator-san!
  15. Calling 911 because you are a ghoul.
  16. Floor 5317: A heap of bricks, left by the Egyptian pyramid builders.
  17. Granted, it isn't. It's 2048, and the people are still waiting for it. Granted, too. Since the Earth occupation by the Intergalactic Council of the Universe, all underdeveloped races of the Universe must use the Universal Penny to track their payments. I wish for liquid money in flasks and bottles.
  18. Receives iNokia. Inserts Samthing.
  19. Post-Medieval Russian bronze SRB on a test carriage (added later). Notice the spherical tanks. They are probably for attitude control. Also those handles. You can add moar struts. (Two similar pipes are in Istanbul museum.) Caliber 890 mm, so basically can shoot with Kerbals if use as a cannon.
  20. Banned for rejecting someone's right to be born to be wild.
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